Is Penelope Cruz pregnant with the child of longtime boyfriend Matthew McConaughey? Actually, no, probably not. So you can skip on ahead. But it didn’t stop UK paper News of the World from saying that Peneolpe was showing on the couples vacation to Mexico last week. Says the News:
“Penelope Cruz is at the centre of pregnancy rumours after being photographed with an apparent baby bump. The sexy actress was snapped looking plumper than usual as she relaxed on a Mexican beach with her boyfriend, actor Matthew McConaughey. A source (says) ‘There was no mistaking the slight bulge in her belly.’ “
Umm, well, here are pictures of them in Cabo on February 2nd, and she looks tubby and ridiculous, but that’s hardly news. Austin, Texas has a hot chick every 15 feet, what the hell is McConaughey doing with Penelope Cruz. She even manages to make a Spanish accent un-sexy. Scooby-Doo has a sexier voice than she does. Overall, I’d rather have my nuts in a mountian lions mouth than hers.