Lindsay Lohan has lots of energy

Lindsay Lohan, a girl who wrote “Scarlett is a bloody cunt” on a bathroom stall, has been seen around town lately looking very smitten with Benicio Del Toro, a guy Scarlett Johansson fucked in an elevator. 19 year old Lohan reportedly hooked up with 38 year old Del Toro at a Grammy party Sunday night. Benecio was supposed to be celebrating with on again/off again girlfriend Sara Foster on her birthday, but bailed to party with Lindsay.


Jesus, four days ago the story was about Lindsays eternal devotion to Jared Leto, right after that a rumor showed up about her banging Ryan Adams (which I didn’t mention cause I have no idea who that is) and now Del Toro. Does this girl do anything but fuck. I bet you would smell hair burning if she ever read a book.