Fez is a stud

Wilmer Valderrama appeared on the Howard Stern show on Sirius radio yesterday and – shockingly – talk quickly turned to all the obsession worthy kitty Wilmer has run through. Somehow. Including Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Love Hewit and Ashlee Simpson. He’s even been linked to Eva Longoria, although that was never brought up on the show. He denied tabloid accounts of encounters with Jessica Alba and Jamie Pressley but did confirm that one of the names on the list was into anal. He didn’t say who, but I heard that whenever Lohan opens her mouth, light shines out of her ass. I wonder if that’s somehow related.


All these clips are Stern on Sirius and very NSFW, but you can hear part one of Wilmer on Stern here, part two here and part three here.