Melissa Theuriau is topless

I’m unapologetically jingoistic, and obviously the French are despicable, but is Melissa Theuriau really that great. Seriously. Really? Obviously she’s cute for a newscaster, but Jesus, let’s not get carried away. People go insane over her. Her face seems a little pointy, like I could see myself drawing whiskers and a rat tail on her picture. Is she really any hotter than Jackie Guerrido on Univision or Eleonora Pedron from Italy, or even Heather Nauert on Fox. All she does is read a damn teleprompter, she’s just a model they taught to read. America could top this if we wanted too, we could put Diora Baird in a tight sweater behind a desk, and then do hard hitting stories about how to best suck a candy cane or this seasons hot new bikinis that flatter and flirt. But while we wait for that, Melissa went prancing around on one of the beaches over there. That’s her topless in the pics below.


In hindsight, I probably could have built this up a little better.