If Reese Witherspoon got any cuter, she would technically be a baby panda. I’m not even sure if I could even have sex with her. She’s just so damn cute. Like a bunny. If for some reason she ever ended up giving me oral, I can’t promise I wouldn’t start patting her on the head. She’s so pretty and sweet, if we ever ended up in bed, I would probably get her some milk and read her a story. It wouldn’t even dawn on me to have sex with her.
