Anna Nicole Smith is pregnant

Anna Nicole Smith posted a video on her website today, confirming rumors that she is five months pregnant. The father is Larry Birkhead, a paparazzi photographer.

“Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I’m happy, I’m very very happy about it. Everything’s goin’ really, really good and I’ll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I’ll let you see me as I’m growing.”

I was going to write something about Anna Nicole Smith, so I thought about her for three seconds, then realized what I was doing and stopped. Because who the hell cares. And now I’m just putting up pictures of Victoria Silvstedt last week at Cannes. Because Victoria is basically the same as Anna, minus the smeared lipstick, slurred speech and 50 pounds. But if any dude out there thinks I made the wrong choice, feel free to stop brushing your dolls hair and shoot me an email.

Source = annanicole.com, ABC News and TMZ.