After dating for almost two and a half years, Hilary Duff has reportedly broken up with Joel Madden. People.com says:
… during a DJ appearance at Chicago hot spot Enclave on Wednesday night, Madden told clubgoers he and Duff had split up, citing their age difference as a reason. (Madden is 27; Duff is 19.) A rep for Duff had no comment on the report, but a witness at Enclave tells PEOPLE that Madden "seemed pretty upset."
Wouldn't it be funny if Joel tried to kill himself over Hilary, and as he was hanging himself, his pants fell down. It would probably be one of those moments when you just have to shake your head and laugh. "Good grief," Joel would say, "some days, nothing goes right!"
joel who?
What’s the over/under on how many days it takes her to flash her goods climbing out of a car?
Argh, she only becomes available when she’s much too old for my tastes.
Can’t wait for the kitty shots. MEOW!
Aw, and he never even got to have sex with her.
So he was hitting that when she was 17? Filthy bitch!
Wait? What Nerdalie? You trying to tell me they never had sex? Right. Just like how Britney or (insert name of any young starlet) is a virgin and never chug cock to get ahead (no pun intended)? Right. Cos when i was in my late teens I sure was fucking anything that moved!
Isn’t it funny how when they were together (and yes, screwing) for 2 years, the age difference didn’t matter. Yet when she grows up a little, and realizes “why am I with this crap?” then suddenly SHE’S the “less mature” one.
lets add hilary to the tri-force now. now i will pray that a pic of hilary and paris will appear tomorrow on the site.
If he seemed upset about it, I would think she did the breaking up and he was the one in pieces.
Good for him. Milked that for all he could, as long as he could. I’ll bet she’s a dead fish. She’s got that vacant stare.
The truth will set you free, Hilary. Everybody gets older one day at a time, so he’s no more older than you now than he was when you first got together with him. Just say it. You’re 19 now and you realized that you can get more pipe because you’re famous and moderately easy on the eyes. Simple.
I hear Skank Club has an opening (pun intended).
joel madden is the faggiest punk rocker on the scene. good for you hilary for getting rid of that skanky cock. now she needs to start banging wilmer valderrama. he’s got a huge sexy latin cock. it probably does a little salsa on the way in.
joel madden is the faggiest punk rocker on the scene. good for you hilary for getting rid of that skanky cock. now she needs to start banging wilmer valderrama. he’s got a huge sexy latin cock. it probably does a little salsa on the way in.
Why is no one discussing the possible Jessica Simpson sex tape? Who cares about this fug bitch.
They actually got together when she was 16 and he was 24. Eeeww. Freaking pedophile. What the hell were her parents thinking? Oh, right. Meal ticket. My bad.
Can’t get enough…of that wonderful Duff.
I actually think Hilary is pretty hot. And if it was 2.5 years ago she was 16…jesus. What 24 year old dates a 16 year old?
One who likes to hang around playgrounds during recess.