11.30.2006 JENNIFER GARNER IS … UHH … HM.

For the life of me I can't figure out if Jennifer Garner is hot.  Sometimes she looks like the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes she looks like the prettiest guy in the world.  There's at least a 1 percent chance she has a penis tucked between her legs in these pictures from last night.  Every time I see her she looks just a little bit different.  This is exactly the kind of mistake a robot from the future would make.  Because they don't understand love.  Makes me wonder.  One minute she looks borderline hot, the next I'm ashamed and confused because I may have just been checking out the ass of a boy.


(57) Comments

  1. T-bird 11/30/2006 11:40

    she’s totally mannish. the only thing cute about her is her dimple and her legs. the face is just hulkish.

  2. WilliamtheBloody 11/30/2006 11:42

    She is rather mannish. That may be an adam’s apple in that third pic. Also, just putting this out there, but getting a chest wouldn’t hurt this girl one bit.

  3. Willie Beamin 11/30/2006 11:43

    this is one of life’s great mysteries

  4. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 11:44

    Whenever she gets all whored up on Alias, she looks pretty good.

  5. Jed 11/30/2006 11:48

    It’s nice to see Vin Diesel can clean himself once in a while. Oh, wait. That’s a WOMAN?!? My bad.

  6. bryce 11/30/2006 11:49

    Are you gay if you fuck a lady-boy but you didn’t realise at the time? Some of them look really hot and you’d never suspect. A friend of mine never had sex while traveling for fear he’d accidently pork a man.

  7. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 11:51

    Bryce - only if you still enjoyed it after you found out the truth. Not suspecting is no excuse though…basic biology classes should help clear up any confusion.

  8. sandman 11/30/2006 11:51

    She had at least two scenes in Elektra (my wife made me watch it) where she looked fairly hot.

  9. James01 11/30/2006 11:55

    whats all this say about ben hasslefleck (or whatever his name is, out of sight out of mind)

  10. Mike09 11/30/2006 11:56

    She looks like C3PO, especially in pic #3. Wow, I’m really confused, I never noticed this before. I never thought I would be comparing Teri Hatcher and Jenny Garner.

  11. Tatonka 11/30/2006 12:00

    Maybe its Ben dressed up like Jennifer?

  12. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 12:01

    As JacksRagingBileDuct would say, “I’d still suck her toes.”

  13. 天才808 11/30/2006 12:01

    As we used to say in 90’s Dublin: she’s BET-DOWN!

  14. Monkeypants 11/30/2006 12:03

    What’s that mean, 808? (by the way, is your name in reference to the Roland synth?)

  15. ac 11/30/2006 12:08

    she confuses my penis 1% of the time

  16. T-bird 11/30/2006 12:10

    CP30!!!! Classic, mike.

  17. slip 11/30/2006 12:11

    stop smoking crack… she’s hot.

  18. craig t. nelson 11/30/2006 12:14

    if you have to think about whether or not a chick looks boyish, then try masturbating to her, and during that time if you start thinking of boys, then you have your answer.

  19. bryce 11/30/2006 12:18

    Monkeypants: But pleasure is pleasure. If it was a man that blew you it’d still feel good at the time. You might be grossed out to find out later it was a dude. But you’d only be a gayer if you wemt back for seconds (surely?).

  20. T-bird 11/30/2006 12:19

    pic 2 “after a hard day on the football field, our star quarterback still has time for the finer things in life”….yeah, she’s hot if you’re into women who look like men.

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