JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A BITCH

Us Magazine says that – shockingly – even though she somehow made the very exclusive cut to attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez wasn't content to let Katie have the spotlight and did everything she could to shift all the attention to her.  Us says:

But hours before Jada Pinkett Smith, Leah Remini and Cameron Crowe boarded the chartered 757 to Rome, “Jennifer Lopez sent her assistant to secure seats by laying her belongings on all the best seats!” Lopez also flew her hairstylist, Ken Pavés, into Rome and set him up at the posh Hotel Hassler to do her hair for the big day. (And she) made sure that all eyes were on her at a group dinner at the restaurant Nino on Thursday night. Says a source, “The November 16 welcome dinner was supposed to be casual. But J.Lo, of course, wore a gown. So much for casual.” And the special treatment didn’t stop there. At 2:33 a.m. in the wee hours after the wedding, Lopez, 37, had a waiter sneak two doggie bags to her and husband Marc Anthony, 38, as they were on their way to the airport to return to the States.

Jennifer Lopez is the most insufferable bitch in Hollywood, and it's really not even close.  There's nothing to even say here that would make her look any worse than she does all by herself.  Anything tacked on here would just be like drawing a little frowny face on the Nazi flag.

(the whole wedding was a sham of course.  as we said friday, scientology "weddings" aren't legal, so katie and tom were actually wed last week in a civil ceremony in california)