Us Magazine says that - shockingly - even though she somehow made the very exclusive cut to attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez wasn't content to let Katie have the spotlight and did everything she could to shift all the attention to her. Us says:
But hours before Jada Pinkett Smith, Leah Remini and Cameron Crowe boarded the chartered 757 to Rome, “Jennifer Lopez sent her assistant to secure seats by laying her belongings on all the best seats!”
Lopez also flew her hairstylist, Ken Pavés, into Rome and set him up at the posh Hotel Hassler to do her hair for the big day.
(And she) made sure that all eyes were on her at a group dinner at the restaurant Nino on Thursday night. Says a source, “The November 16 welcome dinner was supposed to be casual. But J.Lo, of course, wore a gown. So much for casual.”
And the special treatment didn’t stop there. At 2:33 a.m. in the wee hours after the wedding, Lopez, 37, had a waiter sneak two doggie bags to her and husband Marc Anthony, 38, as they were on their way to the airport to return to the States.
Jennifer Lopez is the most insufferable bitch in Hollywood, and it's really not even close. There's nothing to even say here that would make her look any worse than she does all by herself. Anything tacked on here would just be like drawing a little frowny face on the Nazi flag.
(the whole wedding was a sham of course. as we said friday, scientology "weddings" aren't legal, so katie and tom were actually wed last week in a civil ceremony in california)
Jeez - this backup dancer needs to fall off the edge of the Earth and take Skeletor with her.
Further, I would >gawk<>gawk<>gawk< her but she probably would as for “an exclusive Dulce & Gabanna bag fo’ I suck anyting you got. Chu talkin’ to a sofisticated lady. ::snaps fingers::”
Maybe she’s watched “Monster in law” too many times, thinking that she’s Jane Fonda and that Katie is her character in the movie. Too be so rich and still have no class is intolerable (but I guess that’s how most of the “rich and famous” do it, huh?). BTW, he does look like Skeletor, doesn’t he? I was trying to think who he reminded me of. Thanks, Robert!
Ooh, maybe she’s a succubus and she’s sucking the life out of him, and that’s why he looks like that!!
Proof once again that money doesn’t buy class. I love the waitress stories about how she bitches and moans about her water being “too cold” and not tipping, etc. Someone should tip her…over. Numb cunt.
If I met her I’d have an irresistable urge to stab her in the eye with a fork.
“she’s a succubus” LOL that’s funny monica
as much as she looks like the biggest bitch in the world, you can’t argue that her legs look great in that dress.
I’d say I felt sorry for everyone involved for having to deal up with her, but that would be a lie. In fact, fuck them. You invite this pig to your wedding, you deserve what you get.
J.Lo embodies why I no longer date Hispanic women - she’s controlling, jealous, immature, mean, egocentric, narcisistic and she exhibits the “eggplant gene.” Virtually all Hispanic women have this gene (particularly Cubans and PuertoRicans). Give her a couple of years and the upper part of her figure will stilll be thin and petite but once you cross that waistline, BLAM!! In summary, she is a living nightmare of a woman, a succubus indeed.
When you look up the term “Vagina Dentata” in a dictionary it has her picture. Because she’s a cunt that would eat you alive.
Its people like Lopez that makes me wonder if HIV is the disease affecting humans or are humans the disease affecting AIDS.
Remember when she first started out, and she only made movies, and was somewhat interesting and pretty hot? Does anyone else remember that? Sigh.
How come nobody ever eggs her or throws paint at her when she walks out in public? Is there no more justice in this world?
Ass Tagger - I would, but our schedules are never in synch.
^ excellent question!
She’s a horror of a human being and a waste of life. She’s such an ignorant, self important, worthless bitch and I hope she eventually realized what an ugly person she really is and kills herself.
I’d still love to give her a donkey punch and a pink sock.
What is it about backup dancers that makes them such worthless pricks? She should get with Fed-ex and maybe they’ll suck the life out of each other.
I just think it was nice of her to take pity on a CLEARLY AIDS infected man like Marc Anthony and marry him.
This has to be the only time she’s been to a wedding that wasn’t her own. She’s just doing what she normaly does when somebody (she) is getting married. So maybe we should give her a break. She’s probably not gonna get married again untill next year. She needs this, dammit!