Mel Gibson will be served with legal papers this week demanding a DNA test to determine if he is the father of a 29-year-old Australian woman. Carmel Sloane claims that Gibson had a one night stand in the back of a car with her mother Marilyn in 1976. Marylyn, then 17, was hitchhiking to Sydney when a sexy stranger picked her up in his station wagon. (editors note - Awwww!) Marylyn says:
"I was a slim young woman in tight-fitting jeans on the side of the road when a station wagon stopped. He told me his name was Mel. He said he would take me all the way but first he had to go home and get some petrol money. He made me hide under a blanket in the back of the car, saying something about his mother being in town. We stopped outside a house and he came out with a mattress and a couple of pillows and some petrol money. He said he had brought the mattress in case we had to stop for the night. We got on really well. He was charming and funny. He told me he was going to be a famous movie star … When we stopped for the night Mel got in the back on the mattress but I stayed in the front. I said I didn't trust him but to be honest I didn't trust myself either! He was so sexy. I didn't have any contraceptives with me and I hadn't had much to do with guys. Eventually he persuaded me to join him in the back. I told him, ‘If anything happens and I get pregnant I'll come looking for you'. He replied, ‘I am going to be famous. You will always know where to find me.' We spent the night making love and talking. But when it got light Mel said he had to be back at work — in an orange juice factory in Adelaide. I got out of the car and never saw him again. It broke my heart to walk away."
And her goal of catching a ride to Sydney ends in complete success! Except she did not get a ride, did get fucked on an flimsy mattress in a station wagon - which is pretty much like laying a tortilla on a woodpile - after being forced to hide under a filthy blanket and ended up pregnant at 17 in 1976. And it marked the first time anything ever went wrong for a sexy blond who was hitchhiking. Most romantic story ever? Yes my friends - most romantic story ever!
SOURCE = News of the World and the Melbourne Herald Sun
HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!
Hell just give her a couple million and be on his way….to the liquor store
Of course, there’s no possibility that it was actually Mel Bumtwat, who still works in the orange juice factory and is now bald, five foot three and 285 pounds, and makes the minimum wage?
Why does he owe her any money. The child, if it is his, is 27 years old. The child should be taking care of themselves by now. Lady should have said something a long time ago. By the way this is the most believable story I ever heard.
Nice…
Crikee what cool story. More news like this please?
So wait a sec here. It took this silly broad 27 years to figure this out. “That Mad Max guy sorta looks like that guy who savagely ravaged every hole in my body that night in’76…nah.” Didn’t figure it out then honey? “Wow, that Martin Riggs guy in Lethal Weapon kinda reminds me of that fellow who knocked my innocent ass up…nah”. “You know, that filthy looking William Wallace reminds of me of someone who owes me child support…nah”. None of that clicks, eh? Yet somehow she seems to figure it out now, “Hey, that drunken Anti-Semite lunatic…hey, hes my baby’s daddy!” Silly bitch…
where’s the pics of this chick? haha
Nice one, Eduardo. Well said, chief.
According to Mel’s bio on wikipedia: “Gibson graduated from the National Institute of Dramatic Art in Sydney in 1977″ Hah! You know what this means don’t you. He must have lied to her about the Orange Juice Factory. The rat!
“I was a slim young woman in tight-fitting jeans…” Seriously wtf is this–the opening of one of those bodice rippers with Fabio on the cover?
Mel, snuff film Jesus would be so proud.
so wait, there is only one man named mel in australia?
Personally, I think she’s lying. I can’t think why, though.
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I’ll be the odd one and give her the benefit of the doubt for now. Lots of people wait until they are older to look for their real parents. I also think she looks more like Mel than her son does. A DNA test from Mr.Family-man should do the trick (oops, poor choice of words ;) With so many kids, we know he doesn’t use BC, so there are probably other little Mels and Melinas floating around from Oz to Cali.
If this is true (which i have my doubts), i think it’s just genius how she’s waited til his career hits an all time low amidst an alcohol addiction and allegations of racism and anti-semitism before giving him the final kick in the balls. Women eh.
BTW, she forgot to add “I took out my gum and saved it for later.” ;)