After six weeks in rehab for alcohol dependency, Keith Urban has checked out of the Betty Ford center and is back with Nicole Kidman, his wife of 5 months. Us magazine reports that the two were seen having brunch yesterday at the Polo Lounge in LA. Earlier in the day, the New York Post said that rumors of Nicole being pregnant are false and the couple is not expecting. Not yet, at least. But they are trying. The Posts' proof? Her haircut. Yeah, okay, why not.
She just got bangs to hide her forehead. As a Hollywood insider said, "If Nicole is pregnant or trying to get pregnant, she will have to stop all Botox treatments like Courtney Cox Arquette did when she was pregnant. It would show most on her forehead." A rep for Kidman didn't return emails.
That's Nic's new haircut up top there. With the bangs. Or should I say, "with the definitive proof she's trying to conceive". And what does her T-zone reveal? It would seeem she's in deep with a black market panda ring. God damn you - you won't get away with this Kidman!
*le sigh* another reason Tom Cruise is a fucking idiot, as if there weren’t already enough. maybe he wanted her to give birth to Xenu’s baby, but she declined, stating she did not want DC-8’s flying out of her vagina.
Tom Cruise is an idiot, and so is Katie Holmes. Fu*k you Dawson’s Creek crew!
Wow, somebody’s up early in the morning.
As much as I love Nicole (at least that’s what I told her to stop her from crying) her forehead would droop down to her cheeks if she stops botox cold turkey. She’d have what we in the medical profession call “Reverse Zellwegger Syndrome”.
As it is, we expect her to get wise and leave this bohunk country yokel soon enough. So what’s the point of getting pregnant?
I am still waiting for the explanation as to how Tom Cruise was unable to get her pregnant for 8 years but no one questions the baby miracle that is Suri.
graller, in scientology you’re supposed to give your first 5 sons to Xenu as eunuch servants. they are then forced the be penetrated by L. Ron Hubbards frozen corpse to become one with the saviour.
the answer to grailer’s question is (a) Tom never had sex with Nicole in those 8 years, and (b) Suri is really K-Fed’s daughter.
Is it me, or does she always seem to have a touch of pinkeye?
That pink eye is from taking too many loads to the face
Wait–Bangs=babies? I guess that explains why when I put my hair in pigtails last week everyone thought I was having twins.
Her “knock-me-up” haircut is just a thinly veiled attempt to keep a husband. The woman has adopted twice, if she was going to give birth naturally, she would have by now. At least that’s what she told me when I complimented her slutty hairdo.
how old is she? certainly she looks at least 8 years older than whatever her age is.. but can she even have kids without it coming out even more retarded and with drink in hand? i think not.
i’m convinced she can only give birth to icicles because she looks like her temperature is always below zero. except when she smiles, then it’s about 8 degrees fahrenheit.
I believe that Suri is Tom’s baby. She’s test tube style or in-vitro or however that works without having sex. Nicole may still be sterile, though. Trying to have a child at her age with an alcoholic isn’t helping.
That’s retarded (where ARE you, dude? You’re slacking)
Hehe, Doctress is having twins! I think I’ll try dreadlocks and see if it helps me mysteriously conceive octoplets (is there such a word?).
Does anyone else think news journalists were out sick the day we learned about babies in sex ed? Their assumptions are based on hairstyles??? Like when JLo was pregnant because she had gray roots. Gee, why bother buying First Response? Just change your hairdo and people will throw you a baby shower!
I think that news journalists were aribitrarily handed their diplomas in high school and degrees in college. It probably went something like this: “Let’s see here, you’re a total idiot, here’s your diploma, and here’s your journalism degree, now get the fuck out of here!”
Glad you got that, Lisa. Everyone else here is a moron.
Umm… I think she looks amazing there. K. Off to shove sticks in my fingernails.