Today it has been revelaed that Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006 on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. TMZ says:
Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably … Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura … the driver of the 2005 Toyota, Awatef Aboudihaj, was taken to Holy Cross Hospital in critical condition and she died the next day. Brandy was not injured. The driver of the Acura suffered moderate injuries. Brandy was not arrested and there is no evidence drugs or alcohol were involved.
At least Brandy had the good sense to kill someone with a wildly confusing name. In 6 months, that name will have passed through 50 government workers and each one will screw it up a little more until eventually Brandy goes on trial for killing Mustafa from the Lion King. Her defense will just be a VHS copy of the movie and then they'll put out an APB on Scar. And then, look out foreigners, because then our R and B singers are back on the road!
Brandy has enough money to buy a Land Rover?
Its MUFASA, not mustafa. And why is it that it’s innocent people that die and not cunts like this?
Awatef Aboudihaj you’ve been punk’d!!
Dude, you know way too much about the Lion King.
Wait, Brandy was the instigator of a fatal accident and was not charged with anything? See, this is why I need to become famous. That way, I could drive on acid, whip my servants and drink the blood of virgins consequence-free!
Hmmmm… Hard to pull off a funny about the dead victim of a car accident… This one didn’t do it.
Stick to Kelly Osbourne’s titties.
6th u fags
8th
Who tha fuck is Brandy?
by god I think you’ve got it!! And by got it I mean you can’t type “6th u fags” in less than a minute.
“..did not notice cars had slowed considerably..” =wasn’t paying attention. It should read
“dumb bitch talks on phone and applies make-up as her oversized status symbol murders 1, maims others”. They’re trying to make it sound like the 405 freeway isn’t famous for ALWAYS having stopped traffic.
BRANDY HAS TALENT BESIDES KILLING PEOPLE. I BET SHE HAS A TIGHT ANUS, BUT SINCE SHE HAS KIDS I’LL PASS ON VAGINA THIS TIME. IF I HAD MY WAY WITH HER, I’D SHAVE HER HEAD AND PRETEND I’M BANGING AN ALIEN. I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE SINCE I’VE BANGED SO MANY WOMAN OVER THE YEARS.
I thought this bitch’s name was “Left Eye” or some shit like that? If not it should be, cause that thing looks like it just got stung by a fucking bee.
she looks like the old guy from the movie Hanibal that cut his own face off and fed it to the dogs. (shiver)
FIRST!!! hahaha I’m quicker than God.
JackOften - turn off your caps lock you sick fuck
Wow, I think I’ve just witnessed the worst of humanity with this post and the comments. Excluding God’s comments of course… Of course.
How the fuck she could not see the car in front of her slowing down? Her eyes are like a foot apart! I bet that bitch can see in 180 angle, like T-Rex
Am I the only one totally oblivious to this? Some washed up one hit wonder crashes her ride and kills some chick with a Paki name…so? Show me Jessica Biel’s ASS!!!!!!!
Fuck, my other comment made too much sense again. How’s this: She didn’t get hurt because her lips acted as airbags.