02.16.2007 GUESS WHICH ONE IS DIFFERENT

Madonna told Sirius radio in an interview on Wednesday that she is modeling her life on leaders like Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Jesus Christ.  This despite the fact that Madonna was harshly criticized during her last tour for a set piece that placed her on a cross that mimicked the crucifixion of Jesus while showing videos of orphans with AIDS in Africa.  Madonna says:

"For me we all need to be Jesus in our time.  Jesus’ message was to love your neighbor as yourself, and these are people in need. I hope that people got that message … Of course some people thought 'Oh, she's just being controversial, she's just getting on a cross and trying to piss people off,' but that wasn't my intention at all … I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon – but I want to stay alive.”

You and Madonna now probably agree that shes an amazing woman, as all the similarities between Madonna and Martin Luther King snap into focus.  And heres an eerie Gandhi/Madonna comparison - Gandhi lived his life as a manual laborer, and when he died his only possessions in the world were two pieces of loin cloth (that he made himself), a book, a bowl, a spoon, his reading glasses and a pair of sandals. He believed that the absence of material riches in his life made him truly free.  Similarly, Madonna lives in a 25 million dollar 18th century English mansion, where she recently installed a three-day horse jumping course for her prize winning stable and forced local government to abandon plans to build a trial for hikers because it came within 100 yards of her estate.  They're like twins, they are!

(68) Comments

  1. El Fucko Face o 02/16/2007 10:30

    I wanted to be like Jesus so I bought a pair of cross-trainers. Most comfortable shoe I own.

  2. Nicole 02/16/2007 10:32

    This is why I gave up religion.

  3. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/16/2007 10:33

    Don’t hate the game, hate the player.

  4. Joe 02/16/2007 10:34

    I don’t know about Ghandi or Martin Luther King, but you are starting to sound like Tom Cruise.

  5. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/16/2007 10:35

    All of those people - except Lennon - died for what they believed in. So does this mean Madonna is going to choke herself with 100 pound notes?

  6. 02/16/2007 10:35

    I hate this cunt so hard!

  7. sheepsteeth 02/16/2007 10:37

    Most non news worthy story ever.

  8. BarbadoSlim 02/16/2007 10:39

    Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Jesus Christ…..and Madonna.

    Was it MLK or Jesus the one who wore a conical bra?

  9. sheepsteeth 02/16/2007 10:39

    I’m with ya Steve, she is one grade A cunt.

  10. Anthony 02/16/2007 10:40

    From left to right: Assassinated; crucified; assassinated…. crucifixion it is and this time we do it right.

  11. Angela 02/16/2007 10:41

    One of these things is not like the other; One of these things just doesn’t belong.

  12. El Fucko Face o 02/16/2007 10:42

    Is it the colored dude?

  13. Juan 02/16/2007 10:44

    No, it’s the long-haired guy in the color photo. Clearly different than the skin-heads in b&w in the others. Jeez, you guys are dumb. Or should I say, “Madonna! You guys are dumb.”

  14. El Fucko Face o 02/16/2007 10:47

    That “long-haired guy” happens to be Willie Nelson, mothertrucker. That picture was obviously taken at farm-aid.

  15. Brian 02/16/2007 10:56

    If we crucify Madonna, will Mel Gibson do a movie about it?

  16. slip 02/16/2007 10:57

    this is too difficult… at least give us a hint.

  17. spartacus 02/16/2007 10:59

    what a joke! I can’t believe madonna would lower herself to the status of a jesus or a ghandi… she’s way better.
    those guys didn’t even know how to strip or vogue or anything.
    or maybe jesus vogued sometimes?
    oh no wait he just founded a religion, and brought the dead back to life… what a self deluded loser.

  18. bryce 02/16/2007 11:00

    She doesn’t have anything in common with the people she mentioned. She does have a lot in common with Tom Cruise though. They are both rich, control freaks, who follow crazy cults and they both have a messianic complex. Oh, and they are both cunts.

  19. Johnny Wad 02/16/2007 11:02

    madonna does not even deserve to be discussed. she is an old, ugly self-obsessed hag. This cunt should be shot.

  20. Dave08 02/16/2007 11:07

    ya know…I was rolling around the floor in my wedding dress and I stopped to check wwttd and WOE Nelly….All these negative comments about The Material Girl may give her a martyr complex…

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