BREAKING NEW SHOCKING NEWS

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie don't sweat the details when shooting scenes for their reality show, because if they don’t get it right, they’ll just reset and shoot it again. TMZ says:

Moments before the scene, the "Simple Life" crew briefed the band of photogs waiting outside Hilton's home, telling them exactly what the two starlets would be doing in the next take. When Hilton and Richie emerged from Paris' pad, the smiling BFFs staged an "impromptu" photoshoot for cameras, before jumping into a waiting SUV which whisked the pair away. Minutes later, it brought them back. The girls then re-shot the exact same scene…

In this crazy world of treachery and betrayal, it seems like the one thing we could rely on is the honesty of drug addict whores, but it would seem even that is no longer the case. All I wanted was a night of realistic fun, but what this show delivers is an evening of deception, and by golly, I will not be party to it.