03.05.2007 NEW DRAMA

Self-proclaimed civil rights activists have planned a rally outside the Kodak Theater in Hollywood tomorrow morning to protest what they claim is a double standard.  In 2003, American Idol producers disqualified Season 2 contestant  Frenchie Davis after topless pictures of her surfaced on the internet, but they did not disqualify this years contestant Antonella Barba after risqué pictures of her surfaced.   Frenchie is black, Antonella is white.  A wire report says:

Project Islamic Hope's Najee Ali, who is known for his no nonsense, take no prisoners style of speaking out on current issues, will be joined at the rally by season one "Idol" Producer Tarvenia Jones, Frenchie Davis (by phone), and Belinda Foster, manager of Frenchie Davis.  The public is encouraged to join the rally on the "IDOL MELTDOWN on the DOUBLE STANDARD that is plaguing the current season with its current contestants," states the press release.  

This guys a jackass.  I have no idea who he is but I'm guessing he looks and sounds like an Eddie Murphy character.  This isn't even remotely the same thing.  A reminder what Frenchie did under the alias "Honey Brown", according to the Smoking Gun:

According to a TSG source, Davis posed topless (and appeared to be masturbating) on "Daddy's Little Girls," a web site where "the girls have all grown up…and the boys have come to play."

Antonella, on the other hand, got drunk and climbed in a fountain to show off in front of some friends.  The alleged sex pictures are clearly not her.  Granted, it's a WWII fountain and that's not cool, but chicks don't even know who fought in WWII.  There's no way she thinks it was America.  She probably saw "World" and assumed the fountain was a prop for a movie or something, since she's almost positive the earth has never been attacked by aliens.  At least not twice.


(77) Comments

  1. Laylo 03/05/2007 14:35

    oooh wet tittays!

  2. Ben 03/05/2007 14:39

    First….shit, no, second….funbags!

  3. foo 03/05/2007 14:40

    One hot wet bitch

  4. Ryan13 03/05/2007 14:43

    I hope to God Jesse Jackson shows up, and starts ranting about, “The inequality, of this adultery, making a mockery, of peaceful society, in our proclivity, of spending equally, and the fragile quality, of this nation’s pottery…”, and someone interrupts him and asks what the FUCK he’s talking about. And then he pauses and stares for 12 minutes. And then a blood vessel in his head explodes.

  5. Tennessee Tuxedo 03/05/2007 14:43

    The double standard is against chicks that are fugly and chicks that aren’t. QED bitch.

  6. thor 03/05/2007 14:44

    Darn those Islamists. They won’t allow pigs or pork products displayed in public — and ‘pork’ is one of my favorite verbs — and they want chicks to wear burqas/sacks of burlap. How are we going to enjoy racks like this then? Huh? Huh? I didn’t major in Islamic theology but I’m pretty sure the imans and mullahs just didn’t think this through properly.

  7. TheUnoriginalJamesWankerPerson 03/05/2007 14:44

    I hope they halaaled Frenchie first…or else AI’s gonna put a jihad on them!

  8. kanselm 03/05/2007 14:44

    High five. I’m going to start watching idol tonight or whenever it’s on.

  9. Sima 03/05/2007 14:48

    Hot wet sluts are the awesome

  10. Hater 03/05/2007 14:49

    Ladies and Gentleman I present to you Frenchie Davis:
    http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/gallery/idollosers/fdavis.jpg

  11. Zack 03/05/2007 14:53

    This comment section has a bad attitude today. Fix it! Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it!!!

  12. Zack 03/05/2007 14:54

    I think it’s only fair that if Antonella Barba is allowed to get wet in the monument dedicated to WWII veterans, all the WWII veterans that are still alive should be allowed to get their “monuments” wet in Antonella Barba.

  13. Juan 03/05/2007 14:54

    Hater, I WAS going to ask for a link to the Frenchie Davis photos but your link saved me the trouble. Sure, those photos caused temporary blindness and possibly a minor stroke, but think how much worse it would have been if I’d seen her topless! You might have saved my life, thanks dude!

  14. Hater 03/05/2007 14:55

    I saved peoples lives without posting the topless pictures. I haven’t seen them but I think I would have a heart attack if I did see them.

  15. T-bird 03/05/2007 14:58

    anyone who is an american idol fan probably lives in a trailer with their “deddy” and lists “cheese whiz” as their favorite food.

  16. Huge Taco Man 03/05/2007 14:59

    My grandfather recently told me why he fought in WWII. He said it was so that his grandchildren could live in a peaceful world, and live free to look at skanks in white tops frolic in fountains built to honor his generation’s sacrifices.

  17. Joe 03/05/2007 15:03

    I’ve sat here staring at her pictures for a few minutes…trying to think of something clever to say….but all that comes to mind is, “God damn, that chick is hot!” Thank you for understanding.

  18. Lizz 03/05/2007 15:04

    T-bird = my new hero.

  19. bryce 03/05/2007 15:09

    The basic difference beteen the two situations is this. Antonella = hot as hell. Frenchie = big fat ass. It doesn’t matter that she’s black, fat people should never be see much less photographed naked. Not when we could have pictures of girls that are as hot, dirty and wet as Antonella…

  20. thor 03/05/2007 15:11

    Well, my eyes tell me this almost makes up for Kirsten Dunst at the beach with ‘friend’. Huge Taco: the world divides into those who love women free and those who hate women free (Nazis emphasised purity and wholesomeness; Islam emphasises same, plus bundling them in sacks just to be on the safe side)

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