Courtney Love has issued a scathing response to all those naysayers who claim she got her new body with the help of plastic surgery, specifically a gastric bypass. Love denies this out of hand, and insists her hot new curves are the result of nothing but discipline and healthy living, and she slams critics with a lucid, well thought out entry on her website. Love writes:
ots bullshit
i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who troed to get that shit and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter shite, i lost weightthe hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis nonsesne my breath is great and i dont “vomit inot a towel” it sjust cynical crazy bullshit,
i started weight training three days go to get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong nd not weak,
Thizs is bullshit as is the tummy tuck rumour or the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) ( noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they “resculpt”) thi sisjust nnoying gross BULLSHIT. from people who cant lose wieght through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems,
again this is BULLSHIT. i worked my ss off and m always fucking hingry though ive gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this surgery on me.
zso thats THAT.
Jealous Cynical people who anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous cynical lie.
good night.
Wow. Seriously, I can't type for shit, but you could be on horseback with boxing gloves on and type better than that. And also the horse is on a roller coaster. And the roller coaster has come off the tracks. And also your drunk. And you don't actually speak English.
Where’s Courtney Love? All I see is a pic of a 70 yr old Jewish chick w/plastic surgery
you’re drunk. bad grammar = annoying.
That crazy fucked up Ho makes Brend.o.n’s writing look like Byron… No offense B, you are a lot funnier than Lord Byron, and less sister fucking too.
Maybe Lohan helped her. Something about Bullshit? I dunno. I didn’t read it all. I feared it might contain some sneaky gypsy curse and if i did read it i’d probably end up speaking Welsh.
YIKES! Are they shooting The Creature From The Black Lagoon starring Courtney Love or what? because if they’re not I think she’d be perfectly cast as the Creature… you know, if the Creature smoked and drank and snorted cocaine and flashed people at McDonalds and gave out free blowjobs to homeless men.
thast hiliarous- horseback with boxing gloves.
Pure gold man, pure gold….
HAHA! And to think she said the reason she fucked Trent Reznor in the 90’s was because SHE was “slumming”!
i’d hit it. i mean, i shitted.
C’mon people, at least I believe her. When one thinks of self-discipline one conjures up a picture of Courtney Love in one’s mind. Speaking of “Love” - would you please post some more Jennisfer Love Hewitt pics? In fact - why not use JLH in the banner pic for any posting about Courtney Love Thorne-Smith.
Courtney Love has a website? My God, why wasn’t I informed of this?!
Do you honestly think the individual in that photo is capable of writing anything more coherent than said example?
Did she mold her body from the parts from lesser skanks?
she types like I do. Like I do when I’m drunk, strung out on meth, and had all of my fingers broken by loan sharks. Also, weasels are ripping my flesh and Olivia Mojica is flashing her butt at me from across the room, so I’m a little distracted. You get her meaning, do you not? Then it’s “adequite.”
Well Igor certainly got Abby Normal’s brain for this one. The rest of the body was rescued from the contents of the tiger shark’s stomach in Jaws.
What’s up with the pic of one of the golden girls? That is some scary shit.
This looks like a text message she typed while bareback riding a malnourished horse across the mighty Mississippi.
The spelling of shit as “shite” certainly confirms my belief that C-Lo is sopisstakated.
Don’t you all recognize that language? It’s called Smack Speak. ihive ben smeerd nd nohw hav to cleer mye name. Translation: “I am a stipid whore who hasn’t realized that posting on the internet while riding the horse is probably not a good career move.”
If she’s using “shite” as a more effective way of saying “shit” then she’s just gone up a notch in my estimation. She’s now at Notch 1. If she throws in a “shitehawk”, well she might even make Notch 2
Back to hell with you, flesh-eater!