04.26.2007 CJ PARKER IS BACK. SORTA.

Pam Anderson snapped back into the famous red one-piece swimsuit that she wore on "Baywatch" 10 years ago and pranced around the beach in Malibu yesterday.  Sadly, it wasn't for any kind of reunion show, but only to film a commercial for DirecTV.   Similarly, I put on one of my hypercolor shirts from 1988 and some cycling shorts and a snap bracelet and did the locomotion around the neighborhood!  Was that also for a DirecTV commercial?  Umm, sure, okay. 


(56) Comments

  1. bryce 04/26/2007 11:15

    Did I have a stroke? Is it 15 years ago?!? It was all a dream… all a dream… all…

  2. bryce 04/26/2007 11:16

    Shit, If I’ve been in a coma or dreaming this shit then I’m still a virgin. Maybe CJ can ‘hep’ me with that!

  3. JC 04/26/2007 11:16

    Couldn’t they just buy some old footage? They did for that Sheen flick.

  4. skinless chicken 04/26/2007 11:17

    hypercolor shirts were the bomb.

  5. bryce 04/26/2007 11:18

    Good Lord! Pic 2 has some serious Poon Package going on…

  6. Juan 04/26/2007 11:19

    of course, 10 years ago they didn’t have to shoot Pam’s footage thru 15 layers of gauze, a pound of vaseline on the lens, and then digitally retouch the image afterwards.

  7. iamjacksdick 04/26/2007 11:23

    that’s what they do with all of these Direct TV ads. Its the same technology they used in X-Men 3. They can take footage of the person, ala Shatner and Sheen, and then literally photoshop the video to make them look like they did 10-20 years ago. Still, she looks pretty good here to me.

  8. Ass Tagger 04/26/2007 11:24

    What did Joey and Chandler ever see in that show anyway?

  9. Geanna 04/26/2007 11:25

    For being 600 years old, she doesn’t look too bad.

  10. Angela 04/26/2007 11:27

    Pic 2 looks painful. I can see her nipples, but not enough. As a rule, nipples should poke out of the bathing suit like erasers. She needs to rub them some more.

  11. Danimal 04/26/2007 11:34

    pic two looks like she just gave birth in the bathing suit.

  12. heather 04/26/2007 11:43

    OMG pam looks like a grandma from the tits down.
    gross

  13. Condo MD 04/26/2007 11:52

    lol @ snap bracelets.

  14. LoRider 04/26/2007 12:05

    I love to read what you H8ers post. “Ohhh, she’s so UGLY!”, “Gross!” You guys always make me smile. You are all H8ing wannabees, but you still make me smile. Ride Lo

  15. Lightdragon 04/26/2007 12:06

    if she kept that bathing suit on and just pushed the bottom away so i can slip my dork in there. Then I would hit it.

  16. Jim 04/26/2007 12:11

    skinless chicken is right…..hypercolor was the bomb. so was pencil popping. anyone remember that? maybe there was a different name where you came from. anyhoooo……

  17. bryce 04/26/2007 12:20

    I had hypercolor envy… My mom wouldn’t buy me one. That’s real child abuse Alec Baldwin…

  18. Christopher 04/26/2007 12:30

    She could play Spears’s twin sister! It’s… it’s UNCANNY!

  19. Mike35 04/26/2007 12:34

    Camel Toe City!!!!

  20. Evil Malcom Norris 04/26/2007 12:44

    Baywatch. Greatest show never.

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