JASON WAHLER IS AN IDIOT

I have no idea what "The Hills" is, so I’m proud to say I have no idea who these spoiled little fairies are, but apparently one of them is named Jason Wahler.  And he’s just delightful.  He’s been arrested four times in nine months and he already faces 60 days in jail for punching a tow truck driver, but Sunday he was arrested again.  And this time he stepped up his game and called the arresting officer a "nigger" and a "faggot".  Oh, zing, take that!  TMZ says:

Officer DePina, who wrote the report, says when Seattle PD arrived they found a "very intoxicated" Wahler passed out on the floor in a hallway on the third floor. When DePina tried to take Wahler into custody, the former reality star allegedly lashed out, calling the arresting officer "a nigger, a faggot, and a poor fuck." According to DePina, Wahler also stated, "that he was rich and would have my ass." Wahler, who was described as "belligerent and hostile," allegedy threated DePina a second time, saying, "Come down to L.A. county and get your ass kicked!"

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would punch this dork a good hard 9.  My fists are made of iron and pain!  In fact, my new goal in life is to find this little lady and punch him in the face, so, if you see someone and they're not punching Jason Wahler in the face, rest assured, that's not me.  This will replace my old goal in life, which was to be a blogger with smooth hard muscles and a twinkle in his eye.  Check and check!