The Daily Mail UK caught Paris Hilton leaving her house yesterday while holding a copy of the Bible and a self help book named "The Power Of Now". The Mail says:
If ever there was a cry for help this is it. Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.
Paris must be blowing a bookstore manager these days because she seems to have one or two or three every time she leaves the house lately. And I think it's admirable she's turning to God in her time of crisis, but unfortunately my "kill Paris Hilton" prayers almost definitely got there first, so it presents a bit of a quandary. And if I've learned anything from my Jesus figurines, it's that God answers prayers. He also "don't make no junk" and Jesus enjoys playing soccer while laughing and building birdhouses, also while laughing.
Not.staged.at.all.
mmm… nipple…
Jesus loves you Paris. But I don’t.
Her mother should’ve aborted her. She looks so spirtually enlightened in the picture above…with her nipples pointing out of her shirt. whore.
Jesus would want her to wear a bra.
Ten bucks says those books are hollowed out (just like Paris, zing!) and are filled with booze and/or coke (just like Paris, rimshot!).
Stupid Bitch.
HAH!!! This is beyond reality. She ought to be taken out back and beaten for even thinking she can fool anyone with this buffonery.
I LOL at the thought of this bint going into the bookstore for a Holy Bible. She might as well buy the fvckin newspaper for what good it will do her. Sheesh. Nice hat peg action going on there inside her “I’m going to Church” frock.
TGOD….Er dropped an O there mate. Sorry about that.
Laugh all you want, that photo probably just reduced her sentence down to 5 days.
Celebrities Are Above The Law
forget the nip-nice old man face Paris
Proof that God doesn’t exist. If he did, her flesh would spontaneously ignite when she touched the Bible.
Proof that God doesn’t exist. If he did, her flesh would spontaneously ignite when she touched the Bible.
I wonder what she will be carrying six months from now.
@madonna: I don’t think she went to a bookstore for it. It’s much more likely she just stole a Gideon’s bible from some hotel. Bonus points if it was from a Hilton.
Nice try bitch. You’re still going to the Bighouse. If JC had anything to do with you, I’d be playing soccer with your empty skull.
Who does she think she’s fooling? Like she can fucking read?
She can read?
Awesome.
ajajajajajaja… crazy bitch!