Before being sentenced to 45 days in jail last week, Paris Hilton told Harpers Bazaar magazine that she’s a victim of her fame and gets in more trouble than a normal person would because she’s so attractive. Paris says:
"I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They'll just pull me over to hit on me. It's really annoying. They're [the cops] like, 'What's your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?' "
The New York Post adds:
Since the sentencing, Hilton, her mother and lawyer have all claimed she was singled out because of her notoriety. But Jeffrey Isaacs, chief of the Criminal Branch of the L.A. City Attorney's office said, "This was well within the judge's discretion and more than just, She could've got 90 days."
Stan Goldman, a former defense lawyer and law professor at Loyola Law School, said, "Two weeks is a reasonable estimate of what she'll serve."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that cops aren't pulling over Paris Hilton because she's so pretty. But that's how Paris sees the world. It's all about her. A cop could pull her over and ask about the hair and brain matter stuck in her bumper and Paris would remember it as, “um, yeah he said I had pretty hair and his wife didn't matter cause he was gonna dump her."
fizerst!?
no. i’m first.
I buy her story completely.
That judge is SO mean. Doesn’t he have like, some illegal aliens to deport or something?
Jail is for losers, you know, people who work for a living and don’t get their pictures in magazines.
I wanna cut the lazy eye right the fuck outta her, show it to her, roll it down an alley, then watch her cry and fumble to stuff it back into her empty head. She’ll be uber-pretty with stuff like spaghetti, 3 Musketeers wrappers and a band-aid stuck to that fug head.
Here’s my idea. Let’s have a “Celebrity Jail” where only rich and famous people go. It will be really nice and not all dirty and mean like regular prisons.
The only catch is, everyone in there is broadcast live on the web, 24 hours a day, for their whole sentence. Even on the crapper, taking a shower, etc.
Of course, some of them (*cough, Paris Hilton, *cough) wouldn’t mind that.
What a stupid vacuous cunt. What a total waste of flesh. I am so sick of her shit and her superiority complex. And her mother is just as bad. Money can’t buy class OR brains, and the Hiltons are living proof of that fact.
Yeah, Paris is bombing down the road and swerving like the idiot that she is……. and cops are pulling her over because of how “pretty” she is.
Yeah, that’s probably it. Lazy-eyed dumb f**k.
If everyone who is good looking got pulled over, i’d never get anywhere. Seriously though, everybody can stop wishing for Paris and her skanky mother to change, cause they t’ain’t gonna change one bit. They’ll still be the stuck up, fucked up, jerkasses that they are today.
Paris is lucky her ass doesn’t hafta deal with English-hating Montreal cops.
I hope some guards have the sense to take videos of her on their cellphones. That will be worth millions. Will she have to eat prison food?
Maybe she’ll change after being broomstick raped a few times in jail?
Montreal Cops are gay - like most French men and all English men.
“Sorry mam, we were looking for a tranny and you fit the bill, didn’t realize it was you Ms. Hilton…”
Also, can a broomstick catch herpes?
i honestly didn’t think it was possible for someone to not understand the term “probation”. that means if you fuck up again, you’re going to jail. she’s whining that she deserves a second chance. PROBATION WAS HER SECOND CHANCE AND SHE STILL FUCKED UP.
i honestly hope she gets stabbed in jail by a huge angry black bulldyke murderer.
*stabity*stabity*stabity*
Juan is actually first. similar to rules about calling shotgun and getting a friend a beer to save your seat on the couch, you are only first if you make some actual comment. sorry, but if you try to argue this point, you are fucked. i am right. i always am right. You hear me god?
I wish they fucking shove shit down her throat in prison. i don`t think they would broomstick rape her as she might enjoy it.
she really is one of the stupidest people on the planet. not only did she violate her probation, but she shows up for court 18 minutes late and expects to get any sympathy at all? If I were that judge I would have thrown her in jail right then and there! I really hope her little stint in the slammer knocks her down a peg and shuts her up, but likely she’ll only get worse.
She was also 10 minutes late to court the day she was sentenced. I’m sure that had nothing to do with the judge’s decision. Usually when I curse someone, it’s with herpes or facial deformity. This whore has taken my best shots and shrugs them off like the Terminator. I need to get out my Necronomicon and figure out something better. Klaatu barada nicto!
She is aging fast but will she ever mature?
If I never heard about this spoiled slut again that would be good.
BOYCOT SIMPLE LIFE 4 !!!!!!!!