BAM!

By brendon June 25, 2007 @ 12:51 PM

These pictures won't settle whether Christina Aguilera is pregnant or not, but they will settle whether Christina Aguilera has giant implants or not.  No one was asking that question, but the answer is yes, yes she does.  Those things are awesome.  Honest to God, I don't think I've ever been this impressed by any human accomplishment that didn't end with a touching medal ceremony.



(74) Comments

  1. leftnutofjesus 06/25/2007 13:14

    first?

  2. Willie Beamin 06/25/2007 13:14

    Hooray for BOOBIES!!!!

  3. Willie Beamin 06/25/2007 13:16

    she is also 3 feet tall so that makes them boobs that much bigger

  4. leftnutofjesus 06/25/2007 13:17

    first confirmed.

    btw, i don't believe her tits are human.  And I thought you had to have some kind of clearance to have two small countries stapled to your chest.  

    When the coup d' etat starts, you sneak around back.  I'll tittyfuck her to distract her.  The rest of you wait to relieve me.  I'll probably go at least 3 seconds before I "paint". 

  5. nineinchmale 06/25/2007 13:21

    That rack is great, but the rest of her looks like a dude in burlesque drag.

  6. Apollyon 06/25/2007 13:21

    The last picture of her leaning forward with the mic in her hand is in desperate need of some photoshopping.  I'm thinking we replace the mic with a picture of a……..  what's that?  Free icee's at Circle K?  Sorry, gotta run.

  7. Sloppy Joe 06/25/2007 13:21

    SPANK BANK!

  8. The Ghost of Deano 06/25/2007 13:22

    Those look so great, I want to punch a hole through the center of each of those and fuck the silicone center.

  9. Bronson 06/25/2007 13:23

    There are not many owners of better racks. You just want to spank them til they cry, then hug them better with your face. Then fuck her ass.

  10. Victell 06/25/2007 13:27

    Giant?  No.  Smushed together?  Yes.

    And if you think this microwaved Jem doll looks good, you need to get out more. 

  11. ShadowStar 06/25/2007 13:27

    I wish those were real tits, because that would be an accomplishment. I just prefer real boobs over the bought ones, sorry!

    On another note, I'm not really good at translating Japanese, but I'm pretty sure the writing above her in Pic One says: ""Singer" gives good head." 

  12. The Ghost of Deano 06/25/2007 13:28

    in photo 3 theres a shadow of what looks like a boy about to give a handjob to a giant Preying Mantis.  Pretty wierd.

  13. Eddie Munster 06/25/2007 13:31

    i love it, i absolutely love it…i love big fake tits!

  14. mephistopheles jefferson 06/25/2007 13:33

    Not to be bitchy, but she needs to tone down that shade of lipstick and nail polish.  With that dress on she looks like a gondolier.  Yeah, yeah, big tits.  

  15. Jim 06/25/2007 13:34

    I would bury my cock between those.

  16. bryce 06/25/2007 13:34

    Who gives a shit if they are fake? I want to spunk on them, not breast feed from them…

  17. Frankie Boy 06/25/2007 13:37

    God, I wish that microphone was my cock.

  18. columbo 06/25/2007 13:39

    Holy shit deano, your right !

    Now i don't know what turns me on more, that or her grip on the microphone in pic 6

  19. Vic Mackey Hates You 06/25/2007 13:44

    Not that anyone will read this, because MY POSTS ARE NOT SHOWING UP FOR SOME REASON, but it looks like her boobs have been punching her in the eyes.

  20. VegasHustler 06/25/2007 13:44

    Don't get me wrong and all, she is hot, but that fucking lipstick is killing me! She looks like a 40's style hooker! I don't even know what that looks like, but she is what I imagine a 40's style hooker to look like!

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