06.28.2007 PARIS HILTON IS DECEPTIVE

One of the surprising revelations from last nights CNN interview with Paris Hilton was when Larry King asked Paris if she's ever been addicted to drugs. And Paris says no. And then King asks her if she's ever taken drugs. And Paris says no.  And then he asks her again if she's ever taken drugs.  And she again says no.  This was a surprising revelation because Paris Hilton does tons of drugs. Like in this video, for example. Or this one.  Or this one.  Some may argue that mushrooms and marijuana aren't real drugs and they're not dangerous because they're all natural. Well bears and lightning are all natural too. Go give the bear a big hug Paris. It's from nature! 

(57) Comments

  1. Son of Bill Brasky 06/28/2007 09:22

    What a surprise!  A story about paris hilton!  Where's the chick from MSNBC when you need her?  (Speaking of news personalities, does anyone else that Robin Mead from CNN's morning program Robin and Co. is smokin' hot)?

  2. JC 06/28/2007 09:22

    Sadly, first. I'm glad I skipped this last night.

  3. Son of Bill Brasky 06/28/2007 09:22

    oh, and, FIRST, bitches.

  4. JC 06/28/2007 09:23

    The only thing good about P.H. stories is when Jill Dobson is on to talk about…anything.

  5. JC 06/28/2007 09:24

    You win, S.O.B.B….BTW: who's the sexy depressed chick in your avatar?

  6. sgfusker 06/28/2007 09:27

    That is a fucking trashload of shrooms and she doesn't even want em! OVER HERE!! ill take em.

     Shes so incredibly stupid that she does drugs on camera and then denies it on camera. Uhmazing.

  7. Willie Beamin 06/28/2007 09:28

    Fuck Her

  8. Random Poster 06/28/2007 09:28

    Who cares about Paris on a day when the Spice Girls announced they're getting back together!   Dreams do come true, if you wish hard enough.

  9. Willie Beamin 06/28/2007 09:29

    He should have asked her if she has sucked over 100 cocks

  10. Willie Beamin 06/28/2007 09:29

    Yesterday

  11. Willie Beamin 06/28/2007 09:29

    LOL Random Poster

  12. Son of Bill Brasky 06/28/2007 09:31

    JC..check your messages for info on the chick in my avatar.  I figured I'd save everyone else the explanation.

  13. Holodigm 06/28/2007 09:39

    Willie Beamin

     

    …in a row? 

  14. JB 06/28/2007 09:46

    This just in… Paris Hilton confirmed today beyond a shadow of a doubt that depth of her stupidity is infinite.

  15. Angelinas Personal Assistant 06/28/2007 09:47

    Listen to this skank America, donate your time to her America, listen to everything she has to say America. Your dumb, plastic, soulless media goddess is back America.

  16. Sloppy Joe 06/28/2007 09:47

    Paris has never done drugs just like i've never had a protective order filed against me by every all girl Catholic school within a 1000 mile radius of my house.

  17. Poon 06/28/2007 09:51

    I have never wanted anyone dead so bad.  How did we ever let this tampon get famous?

  18. the unfrozen caveman lawyer 06/28/2007 09:51

    If she can say that with a straight face, she should go into politics.  She's a natural.

  19. bryce 06/28/2007 09:53

    She's a better actress than I thought…

    If Larry King had any balls he would have used the interview to take the piss and when she said no to the dugs question he could have put those source pictures up.

    Whore! (both of them)

  20. cristina 06/28/2007 09:53

    Well we can see she's already lyin bout this and im sure she's fuckin lyin about everythin else!!  She hasnt changed, prison inst a place where miracles happen…or is it? yawn…she's boring

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