HAYDEN IS FRIENDLY

By brendon July 09, 2007 @ 3:10 PM

Hayden Panettiere hung out in Venice Beach this weekend and basically rolled around on some dude for 5 hours on used condoms and needles.  She has a lot to learn about being a celebrity.  Venice Beach?  The only people who go there are insane homeless transients who think they're the Angel of Purification and Mexican guys swimming in jeans and plaid shirts, as if a cowboy just fell in the ocean.  If I were a big star I’d only go to the beach in Malibu.  And I'd buy a new tophat every day, then just throw it away.  Look at me everyone, I’m rich, new tophats are nothing to me!

(97) Comments

  1. Tennessee Tuxedo 07/09/2007 15:20

    Why are you telling us about one of the members of the family from Little People, Big World?

  2. inr hugh jass 07/09/2007 15:33

    she's just another stupid ass b-list actress….  in a bikini….  on the beach…  whoring it up.  

     

  3. No,Ramona! 07/09/2007 15:44

    Until three years ago, the greatest thing in NYC was The Hayden Planetarium, next to the Museum of Natural History. I always wonder if her parents named her Hayden pannatire bcause "hayden planetarium" was already taken.
    Have i mentioned it's one million degrees here and my brain just melted out my left ear?Well it is. And it did. 

  4. Emmysbf 07/09/2007 15:56

    I'd hit it…as long as Chris Hansen isn't there.

  5. Gandalf the Wiccan 07/09/2007 15:56

    Isn't she supposed to be licking something?

  6. Kate456 07/09/2007 15:56

    Stephen Coletti sure loves his blondes

  7. Jax 07/09/2007 15:57

    Hot chicks always work on the most awful of shows. That banner'd make a nice summer wallpaper though…

  8. Guido_ina_Speedo 07/09/2007 15:57

    She's a spinner = hell yes

  9. Dexter Poindexter 07/09/2007 15:57

    She looks good, but her TV dad is going to be very angry she's out with some young whipper-snapper.

  10. Guinny_Ire 07/09/2007 15:58

    Okay. Compare her to Mandy Moore and answer who's hot. And I don't consider Haywhatever the hell her name is hot. Cute but not hot.

  11. Jesus H. Christ 07/09/2007 15:59

    Nice.  

  12. DB's Treasure 07/09/2007 15:59

    Um….Guinny, she's slamming off the charts. Wtf are you talking about?

  13. leashtrayy 07/09/2007 15:59

    I do believe thats the dude fom laguna beach.

  14. Savannah 07/09/2007 16:00

    Stephen is such a tool.

  15. Dexter Poindexter 07/09/2007 16:00

    Kate456 says Stephen Coletti sure loves his blondes

    That's that douchebag? Wow, he's really let himself go.

  16. applekid 07/09/2007 16:00

    And I just got surgery to look like a fifty year old for this bitch! What a waste of money! 

  17. WordBearer 07/09/2007 16:00

    Isn't she that chick from the show people watch because they can't get laid?

    A Hayden and a Mandy Moore in one day. Must be slower than an Italian factory out there. Hope things pick up. Made Lindsay Lohan will take some hostages later today.  

  18. Ruiner 07/09/2007 16:01

    Forty Six Days, and you won't have to worry about Hansen jumping out of her vagina kitchen to bust you.

    *And for that bitter-ass that was complaining about "body image": I have absolutely ZERO complaints about this girl, and she is no stick, just – say it with me - healthy.

  19. bigevilalien 07/09/2007 16:01

    Well, I think she's super hot and Mandy's pretty hot, but I'd still pick Mandy because somehow the impending drug addiction and future sex tape don't appeal to me.  Plus, Hayden will get fat someday.  I promise you that.

  20. vinsullo 07/09/2007 16:03

    WAIT A MINUTE…..IS THAT MALIBUDOUCHE ROBBING THE CRADLE???? WHAT PEDOPHILE !!! HE'S ONE BIG DOUCHE …

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