Kelly Clarkson had to cancel her summer tour because of slow ticket sales and her album is plummeting down the charts, but just to make sure her career is over, she's now bad-mouthing the head of her record label, Clive Davis, because he wanted her to sing songs written by professionals on her new album, while she wanted to sing songs she had written. Kelly told Blender magazine what she told Davis:
"I don't know you very well, and I am not a bull-[bleep]er. I get [that] you don't like the album. You're 80; you're not supposed to like my album." She also said: "I literally got told to my face that it wouldn't sell more than 600,000 copies. And I got lied to. One reason I don't like working with people at the label is that they lie . . . If you're going with the flow and not fighting, that's settling. I can't take that. Life is just too short to be a pushover."
Clive needs to smack Kelly in her fat stupid face because he's spent millions on her and now she's eating her way out of a career. Her songs were probably just recipes set to music and a ballad to Twinkie the Kid.
Trying to be first
And sweet sweet Almighty - I am!!!!!!
Which means I have the biggest cock on this board - hip hip hooray!!!!!
I haven't been this excited since I accidentally brushed up against a bosom on the subway train at 5:45 P.M.
Yep - there goes lunch, right into my little office max trash can! Thanks B!
Christ, that picture is just asking for it……
I bet this thread gets well over 180 posts in the next 2 hours.
5-1 odds she not sings at the "Hotdog Eating Championship" next year at Coney Island, but, she will also take 2nd place
She's likely to always be a pushover - as in push her over the arm of the sofa so I don't have to see her face while I bang her>
I know what you're all thinking right now…blumpkin…on the beach. Don't lie, I can see into your soul.
I'd slap Kelly Clarkson in the face, but I really don't wanna get mustard and ketchup on my hand.
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Blender magazine, eh. Is that a magazine devoted to blenders? Cool. Sign me up.
A photo of Kelly Clarkson eating is probably not as rare as the photo Steven Wright had of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
Should have written, "KELLY CLARKSON IS ANGRY, STARVING, UGLY."
Ask for Scott, tell him he's a douche bag
I hate to side with Kelly on this, but FUCK CLIVE DAVIS. As a music lover and musician, I completely side with kelly on this. What the fuck does an 80 year old turd know about music anyway? "The kids these days like to hear about how rich the artists are, so lets load our songs down with stuff about that! Is the word 'bling' still hip with the kids? Nice!" So, when I see pics of Kelly like this, it doesn't bother me. She's going the route of Janis Joplin and Janis had more talent and creativity in her labia than every musician Clive Davis has signed in the last 10 years put together. You keep eatin' kelly!!!
If I were a guy, I'd seriously have to reconsider having Kelly suck my dick much less any other part of my anatomy. For shit's sake, the bitch looks like she could swallow my kong dong in one fell swoop…
Give her credit for leaving the Mayo unopened. Wait, nope, she's going Euro on those fries, Book it.
Clarkson v. Kobayashi July 4th 2008. You heard it here first!
I just looked at some pics of her when she was skinnier….Goddamn she gained some!
But I'd still rupture that ass.
Dear lord, you could fit a human head in that gaping maw!