Amy Winehouse was staying at the Jade Mountain resort on St. Lucia in the Caribbean last week, and it was a magical time enjoyed by all. Oh, wait. Okay never mind. The Mirror UK says:
Maids sent to clean the $1400-a-night suite were "horrified" by the mess. One worker revealed: "There was blood and vomit all over the bathroom, it was just terrible.
"It looked like she'd been sick many times. There was blood mixed up in the vomit.
"It was sickening. They were horrified by the state of the room which looked like a bomb had hit it.
Amy was also sick over a sofa as she sat drinking in the only restaurant at the exclusive Jade Mountain resort on St Lucia.
The stench was so bad the hotel was forced to shut it while it was cleaned.
A hotel source added: "They're not like our typical guests. They stand out because they're both covered in cuts and have tattoos all over their bodies. They both behave very strangely."
I'm not even remotely kidding when I say that I'd rather have a bunch of greased pigs released in my hotel than this 80 pound white girl. Greased pigs that have just been shot in the ass with flaming arrows. And the fires from the arrows set off those super loud alarms and sprinklers and a bunch of flashing red lights. There's no way those pigs could be any harder to stop than Amy Winehouse.
Jesus, she already wieghs almost nothing, and she's vomiting up vital fluids?
Second bitches!
(second is the NEW first)
Damnit!! I so wanted to type first and fist and all those supercool comments that is your godgiven right as a first commenter, and then a fucking frog came in before me and took the glory right of my bat :(
Ah well…. 2nd? socond…..soockomn…..sockkom…..sooockam…..sockem…? souckam, suckem…..suck'em
SUCK'EM!!
Haha, where there is no road the saph plows on, fie world for shy is the morning light as he thunders on, and naught is the night in the wake of the mighty saph. so light is the laughter and reap is the treasure, for none so can evershine, as the Saph, and the glory is mine.
…. i didnt sleep tonight…
ffs…. third then :(
Blood…vomit…sick on the sofa…hotel closed due to stench…is she deliberately trying to remind me of my honeymoon?!!!
Blood and vom everywhere. Hardcore. I'm starting to like this crazy bitch more and more…
Note to self: Do not invite Amy to stay as a houseguest. Although to be honest it's nothing that I am my friends have done… I once vommed in my sleep and the carpet had to be replaced (at my friend's parents house). One of my friends set fire to my $2,000 sofa (accidentally)… So really, what is the big deal?
who the hell is she anyway?
Blood and vomit but no feces? Sorry, but this chick needs to learn how to party like the big girls.
lmao @ Sam!
She looks lile a fucking trash can.
She even smells from here…
Wow, this chic is totally fucked. And I thought my parties were wild…
Sam @ 9:03 - She'd have to eat food to have something to shit out, and this bitch just lives off of cocaine.
And I doubt she's 80 pounds. Maybe 75, but not 80.
And I wouldn't touch this coke whore with a 100 yard pole. She might bleed and vomit all over me, and that's not attractive at all when you're fucking…
She's just a drug-addled, psychotic emo… which really sucks because I dig her music. She needs help like yesterday… whatever you do Amy, don't turn into another Lindsay. And if you do, remember to press down harder and parallel to the vein.
Another heroin success story. What-no sperm in the blood & vomit? Probably not with that scary puss.
I'm not even remotely kidding when I say that I'd rather have a bunch of greased pigs released in my hotel than this 80 pound white girl
I laughed outloud at this. Who would have thought something so small and frail looking could inflict so much expensive damage? I guess with AW, size DOESN'T matter.
My brother's friend passed out on his couch covered in vomit, and a bird flew in the window and was eating it while he slept. I was reminded of this story by Winehouse's hairdo.
You can't dust for vomit.
I think this bitch has moved up in front of britney on the death pool list.
Wow, this chic is totally fucked. And I thought my parties were wild…
On behalf of the Y U So Sexy Britney? thread, we are gonna need some evidence. Whatcha doin' next weekend??
Amy Winehouse - helping to keep immigrants employed (because Real Americans would make her eat that back up).