PAM IS GETTING MARRIED. AGAIN.

People.com says that Pamela Anderson has been granted a wedding license in the city of Las Vegas and the rumor is she plans to marry Rick Salomon. If that name sounds familiar, it's probably because you’re a damn pervert.  More specifically, it's because Rick Salomon was the man in the infamous sex tape with Paris Hilton.  He's also the one who sold the tape for well over a million dollars.  People says:

"I was told late Saturday night that they filed for a marriage license," a source tells PEOPLE, adding that Anderson – who has been performing with magician Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino – and Salomon, 38, have been inseparable lately. "Rick is always with her. He's backstage when she does her show all the time."The pair, who headed back to Los Angeles Saturday night, have been staying at Anderson's Malibu beach house.

Man, he is one lucky fella.  First Paris, now Pam.  Has he ever even seen a normal vagina, or just ones that are so over used and beaten up they look like they're made out of taffy.  Pam has so many miles on her at this point, I'd be amazed if she can even use normal human tampons.  I expect she takes off her pants and you'd see the tail from a coonskin cap hanging out of her.  Or maybe just some bunny slippers on a lite day.