11.16.2007 JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A GOOD KISSER

The Daily Mail has a picture of John Travolta making a move on 91-year-old Kirk Douglas while accepting a lifetime achievement award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival.  Keep in mind it was Travolta accepting the award, not Douglas.  And Douglas wasn't presenting the award, he was just standing there.  And if you need any further evidence that Travolta is gay, read what the director of Hairspray said about life on the set with Travolta in drag:

"Crew members would come up and give a little goose to the butt or the (breasts) or something and I think that he enjoyed it because I think that it made him feel like he was accomplishing his goal, like he was really being sold as a woman.  And I think that that was really important to him that he not be perceived as a guy doing this in drag - that he genuinely be perceived as a female on set and I think it totally made him giddy to think that the crew was sort of trned on in a weird way but it was really, really fun.”

I know I've said this a billion times but when I was bartending at hotels in Marina del Rey and Santa Monica, Travolta used to hit on me and invite me up to his room.  That dude is gay.  I feel bad for the straight guys on that set.  If I saw Travolta coming at me dressed as a woman, free to be himself under the guise of "acting", I would cut a rope and drop a sandbag on his head.  And if that missed I would fake my own death, just tip over a light and climb under it and then cut my head like they do in wrestling and hope that my ever expanding pool of blood would scare him off.



(79) Comments

  1. edforever 11/16/2007 14:39

    hes trying to suck kirk douglas' regenerative powers from within so that when the aliens come to rescue him he can help them drive their space ship out into space again once tomkats on board and….

     

     oh no hes just being a slimy fat cunt

  2. rossipsu1 11/16/2007 14:40

    He's nailing Kelly Preston.  I'm not.  Who's the gay one now??

    Wait, what??

  3. Slaappy 11/16/2007 14:41

    Knew all scientologists were ole man lovin fags

  4. gravy donor 11/16/2007 14:41

    This site just hit a new low,boo.

  5. Stinky Pete 11/16/2007 14:43

    So who do you think is actually fathering Travolta's (and, for that matter, Tom Cruise's) children?  Is it Xenu himself, or just some other space-alien worshipping lunatic  the luckiest sonovabitch ever Xenu's Earthly proxy?

  6. Crabbus 11/16/2007 14:43

    MMMM LOCK LIPS LIEUTENANT FUCKWAD OF THE 38TH THETAN SHITASS BRIGADE

  7. Moe 11/16/2007 14:44

    Of course he's got the gay…  just look at his role history.  He only redeemed himself with Pulp Fiction… then he did Be Cool and went right back to being an assclown.

  8. Moe 11/16/2007 14:45

    And even in Pulp Fiction, he was the half-witted sidekick who gets shot the fuck up.  

  9. Moe 11/16/2007 14:46

    And had an AWFUL fucking wig…. damn that thing was hideous. 

  10. pepper 11/16/2007 14:48

    He looks like he is sucking the life out of Kirk Douglas.

     

     

     

     

    Jesus, I thought Kirk was dead…. 

  11. thebigevil 11/16/2007 14:48

    NICE!

  12. Son of Bill Brasky 11/16/2007 14:49

    He could have gotten confused, you know…I mean, Kirk Douglas LOOKS like he could be an alien.  Maybe Travolta thought Xenu was coming to deliver him from this world and he wanted to plant a kiss on him.  On the mouth.  Cuz that's how Scientologists roll, baby.

    That, or he just really wanted to make out with a guy.  I bet his breath tasted like heart attack residue and mothballs.

  13. Willie Beamin 11/16/2007 14:56

    Yeah he is not super gay

  14. Yushi 11/16/2007 14:57

    This all starting to make sense now.  Xenu takes minds of celebrity, turn them homo and then have way with wives to father new generation.  Sooo, if Melissa Etheridge is scientologist then Xenu must be David Crosby.

  15. The Bonk 11/16/2007 15:01

    He'll reveal himself to the Gayborworld when the FISTEENTH version of Hairspray comes out. 

  16. Baphomet 11/16/2007 15:04

    I've heard Cruise and Travolta are both gay. Fags seem to be in in Hollywood.

  17. someoneluvsu 11/16/2007 15:04

    Silly Medigan's,  he's giving him the kiss of death.

  18. Alan 11/16/2007 15:08

    BBBBBAAAAARRRRRFFFFFF.

  19. gotdang 11/16/2007 15:08

    Gay and into corpses.  I could have done the rest of my penance here without seeing that.  Something tells me Kirk didn't care for it either.

    SoBB: heart attack residue and mothballs 

    I'm not going to recover from that one for awhile.  That was AWESOME. 

  20. gotdang 11/16/2007 15:10

    Moe, no shit on the Pulp Fiction wig.  I thought I was the only one who was frightened by that. 

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