11.07.2007 NICK HOGAN IS UNDER ARREST

On August 26th of this year, at around 7:30pm, Nick Hogan was racing another car with his 2007 Toyota Supra, going 60 mph in a 40 mph zone.  Moments later, he lost control and hit a 25 foot palm tree.  Nick was mostly uninjured, but his passenger, John Graziano, has been in critical condition ever since.  He is reportedly still in a coma and is not expected to ever fully recover.  According to court documents, “the most Graziano can hope for is to open and shut his eyes periodically.”

Earlier today, Hogan surrendered to police in Clearwater, Florida.  He was charged with reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, use of a motor vehicle in the commission of a felony, a person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and having an illegal window tint.  Nick, who is 17, will be tried as an adult.  When issuing a statement concerning this mornings events, Hogans attorney found time to be a complete and total scumbag:

The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his. Because of what happened to John, the entire Bollea family will make it a priority to increase public awareness about the importance of always wearing your seatbelt.

I agree that the “tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt”.  This John guy sounds like a real jerk!  Nick had a few beers then drifted a race car down a city street, but this John character didn't have his seat belt on.  If he had, he would have just floated around like a little angel during the wreck.  What a dick this John is!  I hate you so much!  Lucky for him he's catatonic, because I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind, and he's not gonna wanna see this attack coming.

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(185) Comments

  1. Slaappy 11/07/2007 11:04

    for probably a overnight stay in jail, maybe he'll get a FIST!

  2. Observer 11/07/2007 11:13

    I can't believe it is still illegal to kill your passengers.

  3. someoneluvsu 11/07/2007 11:18

    Is that car a Transformer?

  4. Willie Beamin 11/07/2007 11:23

    Poor car

  5. Ed 11/07/2007 11:23

    Douchebag, table for two!

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2007 11:24

    Maybe Nick can give his attorney a ride home from the bar courthouse

  7. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2007 11:24

    after the wreck, did hulk's son need any facial reconstruction?

    if so, what a blessing for him….and his fuckbuddy sister.

  8. bryce 11/07/2007 11:24

    Oh Brother!!!

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2007 11:25

    Nick, who is 17, will be tried as an adult idiot.

     

    Fixed! 

  10. bryce 11/07/2007 11:26

    I wonder what happens when you give kids high powered cars and encourage them to go fast? I think Hulk picked up a Father of the Year award recently. No, for reals!

  11. The People's ChampIAN 11/07/2007 11:27

    Since he's being tried in Florida, let's all keep our fingers and toes crossed that he gets the maximum sentence allowed.  And then gets anally raped in prison.

     

    (ian) 

  12. Willie Beamin 11/07/2007 11:27

    and all of his cars should be given to me

  13. Willie Beamin 11/07/2007 11:27

    i make sure my passengers wear seat belts when I drink and drive

  14. Mongro Jackson 11/07/2007 11:28

    I tell em' that they need to slow down, but do them pesky kids listen to Mongro???

     

    Nooooooooooo.  Of course they don't.  Little whippersnappers!

  15. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2007 11:28

    if i were that kid's dad,

    i'd terry schiavo the kid, now, and sue…….then i'd be sipping martinis with my fingers up a freshly legal twat on the balcony of hulk hogan's former mansion. 

    "my poor, dead son…..a little slower around the head, please…." 

  16. Zack 11/07/2007 11:28

    What a delightful way to start the day!  I wonder if Nick will be able to get any action in the joint, seeing as he doesn't have his "pussy magnet" yellow car with him. 

  17. llpeo 11/07/2007 11:28

    He really should take care of himself. It is toooo dangerous to drive
    after drinking…Recently, I heard that he appeared on a
    millionaire&celebrity dating club meetrich.com with his
    private profile there. The site seems to have the special channel for
    these hollywood celebrities..

  18. Billy 11/07/2007 11:29

    And whats really funny is that a friend of mine was in Vegas last week and Hulk and Nick Hogan were at a Car Show that feature street racing etc etc.  Way to lay low while you're homeboy is in a coma.   Can I get an Amen ?

  19. benjaminlawniczak6 11/07/2007 11:30

    That car is a 1997. The Toyota Supra ended it's US production run in 1998.

  20. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2007 11:30

    llpeo,

    do you hang out at meetrich.com?

    who was it yesterday that you said was on there as well?

    wtf?

    where's the indie stoner child of 90's dating website?   

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