This video clip of Winona Ryder naked in the movie "Sex and Death 101" is only slightly less embarrassing than her security footage from Saks. It's about as unsexy as a scene with a naked chick can be. She's so bland and boring, it's impossible to think anything sexy. Her bony little head and creepy elf face are just distracting. Watching this is like trying to bang a hooker in the car while a cop is tapping on the window with a flashlight. Dude, Jesus Christ, can you give me 5 minutes please! God you guys are really bein dicks lately!
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FIRSTT
OMG HOW DARE YOU
she looked hotter as the crazy bitch in girl interrupted
yay! first…
yet on a crappy post at 7pm, and I still managed to screw it up…. :-/
Oh, for the record… I'd punch Winona's kitty till it turned into one of those hairless saimese kitties
lame.
Damn it. I've never came in first in anything. I know that sounds whiney, but I bet you guys are real winners, and have come in first plenty of times, and thus, wouldn't have to fill that whole inside you from never winning at anything in life. Right?
"she looked hotter as the crazy bitch in girl interrupted"
I'm sure that was Angelina, still, I'd bone her and think of Heathers!
"Naked and Boring" - my girl has the patent on that, so you owe her like 34 cents in royalties.
That Wynona Ryder sure knows how to steal a scene…and a belt, ear rings, a blouse, pair of jeans, a couple of scarves, really nice bed sheets, some pantyhose, box of Tampax, a guinea pig…..
That was 21 seconds of pure pointlessness.
As much as I want to call on Paul Lynne for the block, I'm going with Mr. Wonderful for the win…..
No beat to it.
that was fucking pathetic
God dammit, I'm calling for a moratorium on the description of a person as "naked" unless I can see that person's actual naughty parts. That clip had zero nipples and lacked even partial labia - she's not naked. Sure, she may not have clothes on, but people don't have clothes on under their clothes either, and we don't call them naked.
That is one ugly chick Wynona's banging in that clip.
Also, mad props to whoever had the timing to capture the one frame where some dark flesh is visible.
Who cares?
Little late in the game for the old girl, no ? Audrey Hepburn's corpse must not have been available.
ben, not only was Winona hotter in that movie, but so was Angelina. I think that was her best role ever.
And my avatar is more exciting than that entire clip. WTF are they actually doing? I'd like to think that they're killing themselves for real with those pills.
If I had the chance, I would bonk her in the head with my club and drag her back to my cave for some "shh, go to sleep" sex. Why not? You need to find something to do to keep you busy on a Monday night.
Note: "shh, go to sleep sex" usually involves a violent sleeper hold and/or mass amounts of Quaaludes.