PAM ANDERSON IS SINGLE – UPDATE

People magazine says that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are getting divorced after just two months of marriage.  People.com says

Anderson, 40, filed for divorce Friday, citing irreconcilable differences, according to the report.The former Baywatch star married Salomon, 39, at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas on Oct. 6 – during an hour-and-a-half break between two magic shows Anderson was performing.The marriage was the third for both. Anderson was previously married to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Salomon's ex-wives are Elizabeth Daily and Shannen Doherty.

It's hard to believe that with all that they still couldn't make it.  They had such impressive resumes.  Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Shannen Doherty, Paris Hilton.  Is there anyone in this story who doesn't have an STD?  These two starred in the most famous celebrity sex tapes ever, so you know they made one, and you know Rick will sell it because it's the only thing he’s good at.  Pam looks like hell these days but I'll still watch because I'm a pervert fancy gentleman.

UPDATE – despite having filed for divorce, "Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon have reconciled — and the divorce is OFF!  A source close to the couple tells TMZ they had a huge fight, but have now made up and everything is hunky-dory.  Pam filed papers this morning, but the story has changed almost as quickly as she changes husbands.