Is it really a big deal that Scarlett Johansson is directing some short film, her "directorial debut"? I guess so because it's in all the papers again today. Here's the thing, directors don't even really do anything. Some do, the really good ones do, but way more just let the DP and the producer do all the heavy lifting. Actors are idiots. Just because you're around something a lot doesn't mean you know how to do it. I've been to Magic Mountain a hundred times, that doesn't make me an engineer. My dad was a pilot for Delta. I talked to him about it all the time but I promise you, If I get behind the stick, we're goin' the fuck down. Look at her for christs sake. She's even wearing those dumb boots and hat like a director from the 40’s. I'm amazed she isn't yelling into a big megaphone at some actors in blackface for one of them to sit on a tiny cactus then run in circles for two minutes.
Don't be a hater.
And to the rest of you WWTDD wannabe's, line up and start whining.
I don't wanna go against the grain her but lemme just say . . . I would have sex with her given the opportunity. Am I alone in this regard? I thought not.
I would let her direct my cock into her mouth.
she directing her first porn…." DP her, DP her NOW!!"
I think that she could direct several sex acts upon herself, but that's about it.
Following on the same theme as the previous posters:
sex sex sex sex bla bla bla
OK, how about this: this is only Scarlett's "directorial debut" if you don't count the 487 home videos she made of herself having sex…with ME!!
Poor gullible Hollywood girls… (sarcastic giggle)
IT'S A FAKE!!!! Seriously - yet another site fooled by Ashton Kutcher's new show. There IS NO MOVIE listed on imdb, directed by Scarlett. Check other sites that have admitted they've been fooled again (like with Paris and the "monk"). BURN!
Rehab must be full
Further to that… the "outfit" you're making fun of is part of the ruse/burn on you.
Yeah, well the joke's on you Fish Tank because I would still have sex with her. So there.
OH NOES! WE'VE BEEN HAD! /sarcasm
So what you're saying is Scarlett is not the douchebag director in this case and it's Ashton Kutcher instead? For some reason that doesn't seem to make it any less retarded.
OK, I will also confess that my story (above) about the 487 home videos of Scarlett having sex with me was a lie.
We did it like, 200 times, tops. And half of those I directed the video shoot.
I can't wait for SUMMER!!!!!!!
All these fur-fuckin coats and pasty-white thighs have me only 1/4 chubbed.
Skin-to-win in the SUMMERTIME, baby!!!
I think this is the first time Brend0n did something dumb and an actress did something smart.
I'd take direction for my erection from her . . . mouth, vag, or ass . . . your choice, babe.
I would hit her hard right in her Director's chair.
Don't lie
Your dad was a fucking STEWARDESS!
So overrated as being hot. Not that she's not tappable. She's just not that hot.