04.24.2008 PAGE SIX IS FAIR, DILIGENT

Yesterday Page Six of the New York Post said that a sex tape featuring Bam Margera and the fiancé of Gregg “Opie” Hughes from the Opie and Anthony radio show was all set to hit the internet.  They said…

THE sex-mad "Opie & Anthony" radio show is facing its own carnal comeuppance. Gregg "Opie" Hughes is said to be livid over an X-rated romp starring his stunning blond fiancée, known by her first name, Lindsay, and MTV wildman Bam Margera. A disgruntled ex-employee of the radio duo recently acquired rights to the video from Margera and it's soon to be released on a pay-for-play Web site, reports Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden. "They're doing the nasty - and I mean nasty," Hayden says. Apparently, Opie is so distraught, he's banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show." Hayden says Lindsay was living in Philadelphia, Margera's stomping grounds, when she met him and made the tape "to gain some exposure."

Man, what a sexy story!  Except Lindsay has never met Bam Margera, there is no sex tape, Chaunce Hayden – who used to be a part of the Howard Stern show - has admitted he never saw a sex tape, and replace the phrase, “he’s banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show” with “Bam Margera himself went on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and said the story is 100 percent untrue” (you can hear the audio of Bam on O and A after the jump).  The satellite radio blog Orbitcast (also the source for the picture above) says…

Chaunce Hayden - who was quoted in the Page Six article as saying  "They're doing the nasty - and I mean nasty" - amazingly admitted to FMQB yesterday of actually never having seen the video.
The smoking gun was revealed this morning when Bam Margera himself called into the Opie & Anthony show, and denied that the sex tape exists.
"I think it's nonsense… if I filmed it, I filmed it myself. I never even heard of those dudes," said Margera referring to the ex-employee who supposedly bought the rights from Bam.

I'm all for making stuff up, but I'm pretty sure newspapers are at least supposed to pretend to report unbiased facts.  Like when they said I hadn’t had sex with a girl in three years.  Whatever.  33 months is not “three years”.  Jesus, don’t be so dramatic.

(35) Comments

  1. TheGusto 04/24/2008 07:45

    hey man…if it's on the internet…it must be true.  my mom said so.

  2. lgcjoker 04/24/2008 07:50

    Yeah, yeah, whatever man. The important thing is . . . THAT BITCH IS SMOKIN HOT! Let's get some nude photos and/or vids of her on the web right fuckin now even if we have to fake 'em.

  3. TheGusto 04/24/2008 07:52

    yeah…we need to crunch the boobs to moose knuckle numbers before we can make any firm assessment…

  4. Slaappy got fingered 04/24/2008 07:56

    Pics or a video would be a great exclusive, but then I'd probably have to re login as a new user. OK it's worth it!

  5. Doctress Leisa 04/24/2008 07:57

    Page Six: The Fox News of Print Media

  6. Mongro Jackson 04/24/2008 07:58

    Bren… you copy 90% of your material from Page 6.  Don't deny it, I regularly read the Post on the subway to work, and then read your amusing edit of their story upon arrival at work. 

    Nevertheless, I don't wanna see Bam's weiner under any circumstances.

  7. pepper 04/24/2008 08:02

      Yeah man, I think Brend*n has stocks in Sirius and XM radio.

      

  8. frankXchange 04/24/2008 08:03

    You know those really annoying episodes in TV series where something amazing happens, but then it turns it was all just a dream and never happened?  This is more annoying than that.  My penis is also upset. 

  9. Juan 04/24/2008 08:13

    Apparently, Opie is so distraught

    If you think Opie is distraught, you should see Aunt Bea!  She's beside herself with rage and embarassment.

    Floyd the Barber and Goober, on the other hand, just wanted to see the sex tape. 

  10. Slaappy got fingered 04/24/2008 08:20

    Bam

    Shhh is the sound that nobody cares what you think 

  11. Doctress Leisa 04/24/2008 08:22

    starring his stunning blond fiancée, known by her first name, Lindsay

    Don't you have to actually be, I don't know–FAMOUS–to pull off the single name shtick? Maybe she's just embarrassed about her last name: Cumdumpster

  12. Paparazzi Sniper 04/24/2008 08:24

    who cares.

  13. maddona_kebabsoff 04/24/2008 08:25

    This was a phukin boring read this morning. More Winehouse or the woman with the mondo nips please, many thanks

  14. pepper 04/24/2008 08:27

    who cares is right!

      Any more pictures of that Vagina with teeth? 

  15. RonDogg 04/24/2008 08:33

    Opie and Anthony are fags.

  16. SCBitch 04/24/2008 08:44

    She's known by her first name because she's managed to remain relatively anonymous, and if there's a non-existant sex tape of you hanging around the internet, and you don't need the publicity for your own promotion, that's the best way to be.

    She'll probably go brunette next week and no one will be any the wiser.

  17. Doctress Leisa 04/24/2008 08:48

    She's known by her first name because she's managed to remain relatively anonymous, and if there's a non-existant sex tape of you hanging around the internet, and you don't need the publicity for your own promotion, that's the best way to be.

    Did you try not to laugh uncontrollably as you typed that? She's a young, pretty blonde in LA dating a celebrity. She'd give a one-legged midget a blow job in a vat of jello if she thought it would get her exposure.

  18. Miggs 04/24/2008 08:48

    WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN VIDEO?

  19. the gun show 04/24/2008 08:51

    What a tease…look at her cupping her breast and pretending not to see me….that's right you know just what you're doing you little minx

  20. Doctress Leisa 04/24/2008 09:05

    WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN VIDEO?

    Miggs, isn't smelling her cunt enough? Oh, by the way, Hannibal would like a word with you. 

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