Pam Anderson sat on her deck in Malibu this weekend, reading a book called "Unmarketable". They should dump the old cover and have this one as the new cover, because the book is still in there, but this also has a girls hot ass in a bikini. Also they should add some stuff to the book about teenage girls practicing French kissing on each other and a magician who goes into a tank of water and then you think he's in big trouble but then he appears all they way across the room, soaking wet but okay. How does he do that!!!
Look at her! She's working so hard she needs two bottles of Gatorade!
*cough* whore *cough*
One bottle has the Herp medicine, the other the AIDS medicine.
I'd have to roll the dice and take a crack at that ass.
I think I got infected just looking at that picture.
Wait, there aren't any pictures in that book….
There's no way she understands what she is reading. Maybe it's a prop because she knew she was being photographed
She can read?
The smartest thing she has done is to drink THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT of gatorade out of two bottles,
Oh, she's not so dumb, she graduated from a Canadian high school.
And that ain't easy.
^graduating from a Canadian high school requires sleeping with the entire hockey team.
Juan - not true, just a coincidence.
That 'gatorade' btw, is really hydraulic breast fluid. That's why there are two and both at the same level. She can't lie on her front while they're fully extended.
She always wanted to be the Prestige..
She’s only skimming the acknowledgments to see if she was mentioned. Then she’ll put the book down in favor of some huge, infected dick.
At least she's reading that book right-side up. You go, girl!
Sorta looks like she's fisting the body on the cover of that book…at a certain angle.
She's reading her own autobiography.
At least she's reading that book right-side up. You go, girl!
That's not so impressive… they have people who check that sorta thing before the cameras start flashing.
How you know the pictures are real is when you see actresses wearing see-through shit without undergarments or they didn't manage to clothe themselves correctly so one tit or the other flops out. Or when they walk around with blankets over their fucking heads because that's their best estimation of 'incognito'.
This? This shit is posed, and as such, book orientation was planned perfectly.
"Unmarketable takes a critical look at the savvy advertising agencies, corporate marketing teams, and branding experts who use DIY techniques to reach a youth market"
She's trying to figure out how to get invited to the Nickolodeon Kid's Choice Awards next year.
Quite frankly, anyone who doesn't think Pam looks extremely f-able in this photo is either a (A) woman or (B) homo. Take your pick, lesbians.
Ride Lo
for a second i got excited looking at that. then my cock slapped me in the face and chastised me for being so stupid as to actually put him in that diseased ridden situation
"So when I went down on her, she had this hankie in her vag. So i started pulling and pulling and pulling. There had to be about 100 yards of hankie tucked in there…"
Oh, and I would actually consider hitting that nice ass. It looks very inviting. *Consider*. I hear Admiral Ackbar in the backgound, though…