PAPARAZZI ARE BRAVE, BRITTLE – UPDATE

Police were involved after Benji Madden rolled over the foot of a paparazzi while pulling away from a club in his SUV. In the video you can see Madden approach one half mile per hour and then there’s a cowardly yelping sound, as previously heard on re-runs of Scooby Doo. TMZ says, "the treadmarked photog is currently dealing with the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department over the incident". These paparazzi really are Cadillac’s of men. So noble and dignified. In his defense, who knew that standing in front of a moving car could lead to getting run over? Later I’m gonna cover my floor with ball bearing and spin around real fast and then run full speed with my eyes closed. What will happen next? I bet it’s shocking.

PARASITE UPDATE – and of course this jackass has now filed a hit-and-run report.  keep in mind, he was standing in a parking lot in front of a car, knowing full well the car was about to move, and blinding the driver with flashbulbs.  if only there was a to avoid this sort of thing, BUT HOW?!?!?!