Police were involved after Benji Madden rolled over the foot of a paparazzi while pulling away from a club in his SUV. In the video you can see Madden approach one half mile per hour and then there’s a cowardly yelping sound, as previously heard on re-runs of Scooby Doo. TMZ says, "the treadmarked photog is currently dealing with the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department over the incident". These paparazzi really are Cadillac’s of men. So noble and dignified. In his defense, who knew that standing in front of a moving car could lead to getting run over? Later I’m gonna cover my floor with ball bearing and spin around real fast and then run full speed with my eyes closed. What will happen next? I bet it’s shocking.
PARASITE UPDATE - and of course this jackass has now filed a hit-and-run report. keep in mind, he was standing in a parking lot in front of a car, knowing full well the car was about to move, and blinding the driver with flashbulbs. if only there was a to avoid this sort of thing, BUT HOW?!?!?!
I think Benji Madden is a useless sack of shit, but if you're gonna block a car so you might get a picture of him going down on Paris Hilton, you pay the price.
Kill em all!!!
Paps and Benjis that is.
Doc: You are in LA aren't you? Don't you ever get the urge to get a scoped rifle and pick off the odd Pap/Z list celeb at random?
What's the fuzz with the fucked up bitch and her even more fucked up boytoy already? They do nothing mentionable besides, well, wasting air other people could make better use of.
Ignore those two, they aren't even funny.
Doc: You are in LA aren't you? Don't you ever get the urge to get a scoped rifle and pick off the odd Pap/Z list celeb at random?
I AM in LA–but as much as I hate most of these celebs, I do not wish for their violent deaths. Rather, I await the sweet hand of schadenfreude which will slap them all silly sooner or later.
Also–NO SHOW TODAY–it's an all day tribute to Ella Fitzgerald at UCLAradio.com. But, if you missed my show last week, you can download it for free in 2 parts:
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VY6AXP83
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9LNJC3JA
You can hear how the magnificent pepper donated $200 to our pledge drive!
i had a pair of shoes like that, in grade 8
What is with that stupid ass hat?? Is he going bald? Does he have an evil co-joined triplet on his head? Does he have horns?? God, I'd like to make him eat it. And then when he vomited it up, I'd feed it to Paris.
Careful pepper your going to make LL jealous :-)
So that's why you borrowed that 200.00? LOL JK
Doc , isn't that ironic. i paid Pepper 200.00 just last week after he gave me a blow job. you'll know somethings up if he gives you 500.00 next week
Why would he want to screw her? Wouldn't that be equal to being the 500th guy in a record setting gang bang?
Doc , isn't that ironic. i paid Pepper 200.00 just last week after he gave me a blow job. you'll know somethings up if he gives you 500.00 next week
Hahaha! That's okay, Tango–you should see us all masturbating over the money once it gets here.
Well Doc you can always video it and put it up on youtube :-)
I'll give 300.00 for the video!
Where do I sign up?
Tango , The 100 dollar bill turned out to be a 1.00 bill. You OWE me!
as your attorney I advise you to cover somebody else's floor with ball bearings and spin around real fast and then run full speed with your eyes closed. preferably somebody with deep pockets. Like Benji Madden maybe, he's got money right? Or he knows people who do…
I think we need to put out a calendar–Durdenites of 2009. Pepper giving Tango a rim job for $200 can be January. I'll hump the mic in the booth while eating Cheetos and reading The Sun for February. Who will be March?
Can't you all take this offline to personal chat! Back at you git.
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onehuman with the name 'Benji' should not be behind the wheel of a 3-ton vehicle.any human taking pictures of a human named 'Benji' and/or 'Paris' deserves to be killed by a slow-moving vehicle.
that Vans-wearing pap got off lucky.
we, unfortunately, weren't so lucky.
all involved are still alive to talk about whatever they talk about.
Well I'll take march to show off my junk - But I think I might need April and part of May as well
someone will be stuck with that avater , for ever!
Doc Can I get the October spot? I'll have my lube and sock ready for you to take a picture