After less than two months of dating, Paris Hilton says she is in love with Benji Madden. And really, how could she not be. What a hunk! People magazine says…
"I've never felt so happy and in love," she declared in a post on her MySpace Celebrity blog Tuesday. "He's such an amazing guy and life has never been better."
For the past month the hotel heiress, 27, has been touring – hitting Europe and Africa – with Madden and his band, Good Charlotte.
"It's so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart," Hilton wrote. "All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it's been such an amazing and memorable experience."
I just cannot imagine the appeal of fucking Paris Hilton. Asking if she could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier, and as far as safety goes, you might as well stick your penis inside a beehive. I could do it, because I’m so amazing, but I wouldn’t be happy about it. I would have to close my eyes and whack my penis up against something for a few minutes to get something going on down there, like you do with tubes of poppin fresh dough. I can't remember where I was going with this, but it's Paris Hilton so who the hell cares. Moving right along.
fistalious?
Mmmm… turkey
The guy already looks like an AIDS patient anyway
she smiles after Blow J's.
No it's not turkey. She is eating one of those African .
open up your squinting eye you dumb cunt.
Paris said "I think he might be the one and I'll give him the greatest gift of all, my virginity. Psyche! Ha ha, I gave that away 17 years ago."
paris hilton "in love" is like amy winehouse "in rehab"
they both end the same way; on the business end of a rolled dollar bill or a diseased dick
Gobble Gobble.
I may be in the minority here, but I don't get the ugly comment. Stoopid, vapid, no-talent, slutty - all these I get. But for me she is not unattractive from a purely physical point of view, esp. if you didn't know her past.
Maybe this is what B is talking about, since we all know her past, except for those from another planet who just arrived today and have yet to see a tv or magazine. Even then…
Now what we really need to know is if he has shared her with his bandmates yet. Apparently she likes them all….
Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff for Nicole Richie.
His brother will probably dump Paris Hilton for Haylie Duff.
Symmetry, it's call symmetry.
Is he Elwood?
This fag bought the hat and glasses at http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/
I'll bet Benji is wondering to himself: "Hey, didn't I form a band so I could get some decent pussy?"
Paris is my favorite of our celebuwhores. I'm with coffeeman - I don't find her ugly and I love the fact that she is an exhibitionist dick hungry whore.
look its the disowned blues brother, Douche bag
she can't get married until they invent a condom strong enough to protect his dick against her toxic twat.
On the plus side, it'll be much easier for Good Charlotte to prove they're punk rock now that one of them is dating Nicole Richie.
I mean Paris Hilton. Okay, both. …Disregard.
I don't see the problem, Paris is like my ideal bar fuck. I'm hung like a frickin Clysdale, so it really don't matter how loosey goosey she is, and I also got condoms, so I'm not worried about no STDs. I'd hit it, split it, then quit it, and to keep it really, really, really real, then I wouldn't admit it.
This man-twat looks like a throw back from Madness or the Specials AKA…and what a fun girl on the TV in the background. Is that the "plump" beauty contest girl from the UK taking a lunch break?