05.29.2008 SARAH MCLACHLAN IS NOT BAD

Considering I had absolutely no expectations for what 40-year-old Sarah McLachlan would look like in a bikini, like she was yesterday in Hawaii, I guess you could say seeing Sarah McLachlan in a bikini has exceeded all expectations.  She doesn’t look great or anything, but she looks ok for 40, and big tits are the great equalizer.  They can make an average girl sexy, and turn that frown upside down.  They just make girls more tolerable.  It’s science.




(168) Comments

  1. Laudnum Lily 05/29/2008 12:00

    of all people

  2. ososexilexi 05/29/2008 12:01

    Nothing a little plastic surgery couldn't make fuckable.

  3. leftnutofjesus 05/29/2008 12:02

    i would eat her pussy until lilith fair was on reunion tour and then she'd tell jewel how good i was and i could eat her pussy to….until both their noses caved in and they said "thank you leftnut" before singing me a lullaby while scrambling me some eggs with sweet milk…for my balls.

     

  4. Lance @ FilmDrunk 05/29/2008 12:03

    I think she has a lazy bellybutton.

  5. Slaappy got fingered 05/29/2008 12:05

    Yeah she should put a doll in her bellybutton

  6. yohnskull22 05/29/2008 12:07

    She looks a lot like a mom.  Is she?

  7. Dirty Hairy 05/29/2008 12:09

    Who the fuck is this? I ain't Googling it!

  8. scum 05/29/2008 12:10

    I've been in pussy that was smaller then her bell button.

  9. yohnskull22 05/29/2008 12:16

    DH - She's the chick that organized Vaginapalooza (Lillith Fair)  also a singer from the 90's

  10. dreamclaimer 05/29/2008 12:18

    She's had 2 kids.  The second is less than 1 year old.  She looks good. I's hit it.

  11. Morgan Fistman 05/29/2008 12:19

    i'd hit it

  12. Robert "Pat" Paulson 05/29/2008 12:21

    The ass is surprisingly strong but is rendered less impressive by the soon-to-get-worse hail damage on the thighs. And one could stand under that belly button to get out of the rain. And the bikini is exactly the sort of feminist/crunchy yet "my body's still pretty decent" suit you'd expect her to wear.

     

    That being said, if she hit one of her high notes while I was giving it to her bonobo monkey-style, I'd leave my wife and kid. 

     

     

     

     

  13. djtechsys 05/29/2008 12:22

    yeah, she is a far cry from the Vox days… but, sure, just to say i did it

  14. Mac-Daddy 05/29/2008 12:23

    lol at Scum, I was just about to say, I bet her Pussy used to be as tight as that Belly Button at one time.

    On a related note. I once had a few drinks and even slept with Jewel! (True story!! But to be fair, it wasn't in that order!) I sat next to her in First class flying from Los Angeles to Sydney about 9 years ago or so. (It was about the time her first CD came out!) We talked and laughed on the plane, and of course slept!!!

    I gave her my Australian Cell # and told her to call me if she wants to be shown around town by a semi-local. She actually called and we went outfor a few drinks at several local pubs!

    She's a great girl, and I'd fuck her from end to end if I could!

    She did invite me to her concert in Jersey when she played the following summer. Alas, I couldn't go. Her music makes my brain implode!

  15. The Fried Man 05/29/2008 12:23

    Seeing these photos was like going to Iron Man…I had very low expectations of what I might see, but it was surprisingly good even though it still wasn't that great.

  16. Mongro Jackson 05/29/2008 12:24

    She's that dirty lesbian right?  The one who sucked the clam butter out of Ellen DeGeneres's girlfriend's snatch and caused them to break up? 

    I'd hit it, but I'd need a few beers first.  And dat be mah word my neggas.

  17. Jake 05/29/2008 12:24

    Consider that Kitty Punched!

  18. Jake 05/29/2008 12:26

    The belly button does scare me a little - it looks like a third eye

  19. Pink Panther 05/29/2008 12:26

    This is what Jessica Biel will look like in 20 years. 

     

    There is no doubt that I would fuck her. If she let me. 

  20. Smeg McMuffin 05/29/2008 12:29

    Considering it's not her job to look good in a bikini…she looks pretty fuckin good in a bikini.

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