06.04.2008 ANGELINA IS NOT HAPPY

Now that Angelina Jolie has some black kids, she’s all concerned about making sure black kids are equally represented in children’s media, including Disney films.  She told OK magazine she’s upset by the lack of black princesses in Disney movies.  "Heeeyyyy!"  Oh , wait.  Probably not that kind of black princess.

The Tomb Raider star and partner Brad Pitt feel let down by the lack of different cultures featured in children's films - and are urging the movie giant to be more diverse.
The actress, who is pregnant with twins, insists educating their children about culture is important in the Jolie-Pitt household.
"(So) even the colour of the children in the cartoon matters.
"There still isn't a Disney princess that's African and it's very difficult because our daughters' getting into princesses right now and it upsets me."

Ironically Disney is making a movie exactly like Angelina described right now, called "the Princess and The Frog".  Disney says, "a young African-American girl living amid the charming elegance and grandeur of the fabled French Quarter. From the heart of Louisiana's mystical bayous and the banks of the mighty Mississippi comes an unforgettable tale of love, enchantment and discovery with a soulful singing crocodile, voodoo spells and Cajun charm at every turn."

I grew up in the swamps of Louisiana, and we don’t have crocodiles we have alligators but whatever.  Also New Orleans is no where near Cajun country but that’s fine too.  “An unforgettable tale of discovery with a soulful singing crocodile”?  Awesome.  What a solid idea.  Teach little kids that crocodiles are friendly.  “Look kids, a crocodile, just like in that movie.  Go give him a big hug and I'll get a picture.  Grab his front feet and sing and dance with him.  That’s right, lots of big sudden movements, that’s what they like!”



(93) Comments

  1. Jake 06/04/2008 08:51

    El Duche

  2. cheese 06/04/2008 08:52

    Was that pic airbrushed or does she not have any pores?

  3. Johnny01 06/04/2008 08:53

    I wonder how they'll kill off the black character first in a Disney movie?

  4. ososexilexi 06/04/2008 08:53

    She's got enough money, maybe she should commission one to be produced her damn self.

  5. tangocash00001 06/04/2008 08:57

    i say Disney makes a movie about a kid named Leroy that sells crack to farm animals and spends all his money on lottery tickets and buckets of KFC.  It will be a reality show.

  6. ososexilexi 06/04/2008 08:58

    Isn't a potential black first lady enough for these people? You want to see African "princesses"? Take her back to the fucking continent you snatched her from. And while you're at it, leave her there.

  7. Paleomiz 06/04/2008 08:58

    I heard Disney is making a movie about a self-entitled bitch who collects 3rd-world children like designer handbags.

  8. thedirtycajun 06/04/2008 09:00

    well, it sounds like she is trying to do something nice. so i guess i can't be too mad at her. instead of my plan of "forced bukkake and anal rape" i will just send her an envelope filled with my chest hair and semen.

  9. colonelkurtz 06/04/2008 09:00

    I'd fuck her. Angelina I mean, not the black princess, unless she's hot, b/c my scale for doing black women is way up-have to be hot (and a princess)!

  10. The Fried Man 06/04/2008 09:00

    Disney is the problem with our society…isn't it obvious?

  11. Crazy Larry 06/04/2008 09:00

    how many black princesses can you name off the top of your head angelina?

     

     

     

    thats right sit the fuck down…

  12. thedirtycajun 06/04/2008 09:01

    hey, 3rd world children make the best designer shit!

    there must be somthing about starvation that makes you stich things together better.

  13. CaptainSizzle 06/04/2008 09:01

    What the fuck is she talking about?? They had "Sister, Sister "with those two black twins, also the chubby girl Raven that always said "Snap!"…etc…ain't that enough?

     

    If you need more, just tune into BET

    p.s. lexi, lyou wanted a new avatar from me….like it?

  14. yohnskull22 06/04/2008 09:02

    Why can't she just read her the Uncle Remus stories about tar baby and divert her attention from black princesses to tar babies?

    Problem solved.

     

    "Please Brer Fox, don't throw me in the Briar patch"

  15. djtechsys 06/04/2008 09:04

    Doctress - is madonna starring in it?

     

    i would have to agree with lexi on this… she and brad have way more than enough money  to produce a black princess movie. i hate it when people just sit around and bitch about shit but never bring a goddamn solution to the table. 

  16. ososexilexi 06/04/2008 09:04

    Sizzle- NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!

  17. Ass Tagger 06/04/2008 09:04

    Damn, Angelina looks HOT in this pic.

    Now if you'll excuse me………. 

  18. Seej 06/04/2008 09:04

    What?  They already had a couple of Arabians in the lead roles in Aladdin!  A Chinese girl in Mulan!  A Native American in Pochohontas (sp?)!  Hell, I don't mean to be all pro-Disney, but I'm pretty happy with the way they've been trying to undo the cringing embarassment that is Song Of The South.

    Or would Jolie prefer it if Disney's next film was United Colours: Adventures in Benetton-Land, and to hell with making movies that are actually about a thing? 

  19. scum 06/04/2008 09:05

    Isnt this the same bitch that was pictured on here carrying her little WHITE princess while making her BLACK child walk? FUCKING WHITE GUILT BLOATED CUNT.

  20. mistahp 06/04/2008 09:05

    I’m really looking forward to Angelina going away.

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