06.16.2008 BREAKING SHOCKING NEWS

A representative for Amy Winehouse says the singer was taken to the hospital by her father after briefly fainting earlier today.  Oh I know, I couldn’t believe it either.  She always seemed to be the picture of health. Us magazine says…

"Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted," her rep said. "Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling."
"She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution," the rep explained. "Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."
The 24-year-old Grammy winner "may be kept in [the hospital] overnight for observation," the rep added.

When you’re 24-years-old, and you’re in the hospital this often, and you’re not a cage fighter or black market mercenary, something is up. You should get arrested just for that.

(89) Comments

  1. scum 06/16/2008 12:03

    AM I first, am I cool yet. LOSERS.

  2. Ass Tagger 06/16/2008 12:03

    "Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling."

    Probably the reason he was hired in the first place.  He probably shadows her and acts as her safety net for all of her collapses. 

  3. Psychology 06/16/2008 12:04

    This girl has some serious issues. All those drugs and racism caught up with her, I guess.

  4. Dirty Hairy 06/16/2008 12:07

    I bet she has the Scurvy, Hep, AIDS, AND Heiglism (dumb cunt syndrome).

  5. scum 06/16/2008 12:08

    When I was in my 20's I spent alot of time in jail. They said it was just for observation and my safety. Damn lies.

  6. Dirty Hairy 06/16/2008 12:09

    Is she related to Michael Strahan?

  7. Seej 06/16/2008 12:10

    "Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident"

    I think I'm gonna start calling myself Dr Seej MD, because it appears I am more knowledgable than these doctors.  Here is my diagnosis; she fell over because she doesn't eat anything except drugs and booze.

    Go ahead medicine; prove me wrong.

  8. Smeg McMuffin 06/16/2008 12:11

    She's just being a drama queen…honestly, who faints?  Next we'll be told it's just a case of the 'vapors'.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2008 12:12

    According to the article…The 24-year-old Grammy winner "may be kept in [the hospital] overnight for observation," the rep added.

    Some poor hospital worker deserves combat pay for observing Wino overnight…or at least worker's comp… 

  10. Dirty Hairy 06/16/2008 12:12

    Normally, I would bash this bitch's skull in with a large iron frying pan, but I don't want to get her blood on me. It would be like getting hosed down with AIDS sewage.

  11. scum 06/16/2008 12:13

    Back in they day we called it "copping a nod"

  12. Chas Cochsmann 06/16/2008 12:16

    No overdose yet then?

  13. Dirty Hairy 06/16/2008 12:18

    I hope all of the kind supportive words here helps her with her low self esteem issues.

    Because I hate that fucking slut and wish she would finally go ahead and kill herself. 

  14. scum 06/16/2008 12:18

    She looks like THE SEA HAG from Popeye.

  15. pepper 06/16/2008 12:32

      can we start playing  "this is the End" by the Doors?

  16. Pottz 06/16/2008 12:39

    Every time I see her now I think of that fucking picture of her nasty ass in the back yard in her "trousers" This bitch is so fucking nasty!  What's so jacked up is I saw a pictrure of her way before the hairdo and the crack, she was actually attractive?  Now, I wouldn't let my fucking dog hump her leg. 

    Hey, here's a visual for ya, Her hubby's sore infected, sweat dripping puss of a mouth, all up eatin in that diaper shit ass of hers. YUM!!!  Is it time for lunch yet?

     

  17. mistahp 06/16/2008 12:43

    I swear, she gets hotter every time I see her. Surely her beauty is some kind of witchcraft.

  18. Dirty Hairy 06/16/2008 12:44

    Father? Yes son? I want to kill you.

  19. Terrence Maddox 06/16/2008 12:52

    I, for one, am praying for her recovery. I took Britney ahead of her in the office death pool.

     

    But if somehow Britney Spears were to kill Amy Winehouse, I'd make $100. So, I'm still holding out hope for that. 

  20. Jerith 06/16/2008 12:52

    At least she's not behind the wheel.

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