Charlize Theron was on David Letterman last night (not literally) and was nice enough to pose for some pictures outside before she went in. Did the sun go nova? Why is it so bright out there?
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WTF??? Side fat? I'm am so damned depressed.
I hear she and Will Smith are having a torrid affair.
Be depressed all you want. I would fuck that chick until my dick fell off.
It looks like her left breast is desperately trying to get some air.
The dress is way too tight. But that doesn't make her fat. Just pissed at her stylist.
She is the epitome of a skilled and great actress……..
…….i.e…..is likely to be naked on camera before middle-age.
My P.O. tells me that rape isn't something anyone should ever be proud of, but I bet the guy who had his way with Charlize can't help boasting about it these days.
By the way……
…..where the fuck did she get those tits?
She looks like an older version of Christina Ricci.
My celeb crush on Charlize Theron is approaching its 12th year.
i love this woman - i would give my swollen left to be the lead pipe inside her in the movie monster
She got raped?
What's the Afrikaans word for "no"……."please don't stick it in my dry hole?"……"no…..not the cornhole!!!!"
I have got to get a chat show of my own so Charlize can kiss my ass. I know, I'll start one on the internet or shortwave radio and see what I can troll up for guests. Probably Tiffany talking about her new g-d CD or William Hung. Shit….
Observer: She already was nakid. See "Devils Advocate" & "2-Days in the Valley" (mmmm, sex scene, but with James Spader!! Douch!!)
She's is soooooooooooooo fk'n fine, my penise stands up and salutes whenever I hear her name!
Best movie with her ever: "2-days in the Valley" Chick-fight with a then SUPER HOT Terri Hatcher, both wearing skin tight spandex!
Check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJI0ubJBMLk
South Africa is like a perverse experiment for gorgeous people. It's hard to make a case against them being the Chosen People when everyone is 6'4", beautiful, and built like a brick shithouse. And the Zulus are scrawny and 5'8". It's like an evil, alternate universe.
That said, it's been a while since native Afrikaaner Charlize rocked out in the Devil's Advocate. Time makes "serious actors" of us all…
2 Days in The Valley was an awesome movie. Worth a rental if you guys haven't seen it.
At fifteen, Theron witnessed the death of her father, an abusive alcoholic; Gerda shot him in self-defense when he attacked her. The police laid no charges against her.[2
She is the best argument for White Rule in S.A. that ever came down the pike. Would you rather be led by her or Thade Mbeke (an ignorant savage who doesn't believe HIV causes AIDS and that it can be cured with herbs). Wake up, white people. Charlize is our QUEEN!
See also topless pool scene in Reindeer Games and of course . . . the lovely Charlize's booblies and hiney bare assed naked in Cider House Rules.
I came 4 times since my last post!