Cristiano Ronaldo is maybe the world’s most famous soccer player, meaning he’s probably the most person in the world, and no one in America gives a shit. Here he is in Italy yesterday vacationing with his insanely hot Spanish girlfriend. If you want you can go over to Splash and see more of these. Or don’t, whatever. It's your life, man.
Oh Dear God Thank You!
"Insanely hot"??? Jesus, BrendOn, she looks like a skanky troll but with a gorgeous body! I just don't get it.
Butterface.
that bikini bottom just has to be insanely uncomfortable
IF SHE BROUGHT OVER CHOCOLATE DONUTS TO MY HOUSE I MIGHT–<I>MIGHT</I>–LET HER TONGUE MY SACK. OTHER THAN THAT FUCK HER AND RONALDO MCDONALDO
definitely a but-her-face…
but jesus, she has an insanely nice body
from behind… a lot
Face? What? She has a face?
yes, insanely hot. Ronaldo is one lucky, talented and rich son of a bitch.
Not bad for a mullet-donning wop.
for those naysayers…
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Nereida%20Gallardo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Swell. Now my dong is wondering why I'm so mad at it.
Dude's hat is on crooked. Nice ass on the girl.
WOW! Heavenly body, but man does this gal have some big fucking ears or what? Oh shit, I'll bet she heard that…
The "WINNER" at what? At life? This reminds me of the old board game (the Game of Life) where whoever finished with the most money was the winner. Except in this case, Bren-dun is claiming that just because Ronaldo gets paid millions upon millions of dollars to kick around a ball, has sex with dozens of hookers ever week while on the road, and goes on vacations to tropical paradises with a girlfriend whose body is so scorchingly hot it will melt your face off, this Portuguese douchebag is the WINNER at life. I got news for you, pal. None of those things is important. It's all about the size of your bottle cap collection…which puts me in 14th place. I'm a winner! Almost.
The ears are handles for face fucking. Duh.
who cares about her face?? that ass! sweet jesus!
Is he a Wigger?
what a gay name!
Wow, her face is a mess.
And her bottom half looks like a 14-year old, bunch o pedophiles!
She has a nice chest though, I'll give her that.
went to Splash to peep the pictures. yep. i'd let him gut me like a fish, even with that hat on… however, it's good to see that the slut with a corny Asian character tattoo is a trend that has firmly implanted on a global scale.