07.29.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

Amy Winehouse was discharged from the hospital this morning after she was rushed in last night to receive emergency treatment.  Her spokesman said Amy collapsed after having an adverse reaction to “medication”.  Huuuuh, oh boy.  Really?  This again?  Just die you worthless junkie bitch.  I’m so sick of your ass.  The Sun UK says…

The singer was rushed to hospital last night after frantic dad MITCH called 999 when she started having fits.
Paramedics gave her oxygen and bundled her out of the pad in Camden, North London, into the ambulance.
A spokesman for the singer said last night it appeared Amy had suffered a reaction to medication she was taking to help her off hard drugs.

I’m not trying to tell the cops in London how to do their job, but I have reason to believe Amy Winehouse might be using illegal drugs.  It’s a hunch I have.  Many call me a wunderkind psychic, using my powers for good.

(note - I just cannot do any more amy winehouse pictures right now, so look, it's a sunset and a pretty girl choosing life)



(98) Comments

  1. Pottz 07/29/2008 05:56

    Fist Bitches…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

  2. Paleomiz 07/29/2008 05:57

    after frantic dad MITCH called 999

    Shouldn't he have called 666?

  3. Cardash 07/29/2008 05:57

    hahahahaahahah… hilarious

  4. DB's Treasure 07/29/2008 05:58

    I realize how stupid the public is, but does Amy's spokesperson actually think we'd believe it was a "reaction to medication"? I'd sooner believe GW funded and authorized the continuation of stem cell research.

  5. Canuck 07/29/2008 06:03

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I'm tired of looking at that wretched skank's fugly face.

     That'll be all…

  6. Willie Beamin 07/29/2008 06:03

    Thank you for not posting a picture of that fucknut

  7. Evil Malcom Norris 07/29/2008 06:04

    "MITCH"

    What a badass, having a first name in capital letters.

  8. wet 07/29/2008 06:05

    I like this bitch girl much better.  Plus, the doctor said if I quit seeing pics of Amy Winehorse on WWTDD, I might be able to get an erection again control my violent mood swings.  So, thanks, looks like I'm on the road to recovery.  My boyfriend wife will be excited to hear this. 

  9. Vagitarian 07/29/2008 06:07

    I would SO hit that chick in the pic.

  10. GenePoolParty 07/29/2008 06:08

    DB'sT:

    Not to get all GOP on your ass, but GW did authorize more spending for stem cell research than all previous presidents combined. What he did not do is authorize federal funding for embryonic stem cell research. Which I think was a mistake.

    Wait, which site is this? Oh, wait…FUCK TITS CUM.

    /back to normal

  11. ososexilexi 07/29/2008 06:08

    Choosing life?! Don't fucking encourage the Crackhouse!

  12. ham sandwich 07/29/2008 06:08

    I almost started crying since I momentarily thought that is what Amy looked like before her transformation into gozilla.  That girl in the pick is all-American goodness.

  13. Evil Malcom Norris 07/29/2008 06:08

    "so look, it's a sunset and a pretty girl choosing life"

     So look. No Tittays, no toe,…

  14. Bix 07/29/2008 06:09

    Nahhh we need more zombies for Dawn of the Dead spoofs ! 

    http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dawnofthedeadxw6.jpg

    (already posted on July 24th news "Amy Winehouse is doing great", respoting for you guys who have missed it ;) )

  15. DB's Treasure 07/29/2008 06:10

    GenePool, thanks for correcting me. I knew it sounded wrong AFTER I posted the comment.

  16. Smeg McMuffin 07/29/2008 06:10

    Amy Winehouse use drugs?  Well that would explain her erratic behaviour.  Thanks for the news.

  17. Huey 07/29/2008 06:13

    Thank you thank you thank you for the picture.

  18. ososexilexi 07/29/2008 06:15

    Every morning when I wake up, the first thought that enters my mind is "What would Amy Crackhouse do?" Then I proceed to light my pipe and paint on my bat wing eyeliner.

  19. GenePoolParty 07/29/2008 06:15

    Uproxx any better for you guys today? It's been behaving for me.

  20. DB's Treasure 07/29/2008 06:18

    Ham, that girl in the picture is ol' fashioned farmer's daughter.

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