DO NOT WANT

This is pretty hard to believe but whatever because who knows, but the Daily Star says today that a sex tape starring Madonna and New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez is now being shopped around, with a 2 million dollar asking price.

A sleazy cameraman is trying to flog a tape he alleges shows the singer romping with US baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez.He is demanding a fortune for the footage he claims was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for secret afternoon trysts.Last night Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the lensman’s claims but were not commenting.In a series of emails fired off to media outlets, he (the man who owns the tape) alleged the footage was shot two months ago in an apartment owned by a pal of Madonna she knows through her devotion to the Kabbalah religion.The video man – who is also a friend of the apartment owner – claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa.He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.

This is dumb for a hundred reasons but mostly because, as the Star points out, you can't just break into someone’s apartment and set up cameras.  If that were the case Megan Foxs bedroom would look like a press conference introducing King Kong.