07.15.2008 RAMPAGE JACKSON IS UNDER ARREST

Rampage Jackson is not having a good week.  Last Saturday night he lost his UFC light heavyweight title to Forrest Griffin, and just moments ago the scene above played out, after police stopped him as a suspect in a hit and run.  TMZ says…

Law enforcement sources tell us, Rampage was in a car crash near Newport Beach (that's near Laguna Beach in the O.C.) and then split the scene. Cops gave chase and eventually caught up and charged him with felony hit and run and felony evading arrest.

Rampage is maybe the most charismatic and likeable athlete to come around since Barkley, but he’s no criminal mastermind.  He committed a hit and run in a truck with his name and picture on the side.  “Can you describe the vehicle that hit you, sir?” “Yes, imagine if Rampage Jackson was a truck.”

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  1. Hard worker 07/15/2008 15:42

    Ok I'll say it.

     

    He went on a Rampage.

  2. redmist 07/15/2008 15:46

    Aww shit. There go my hopes of Rampage vs Wanderlei Silva 3

  3. Kizzle 07/15/2008 15:49

    Was he wearing his chain?

  4. Just the Tip 07/15/2008 15:49

    A hit & run… in THAT truck? Fucking brilliant.

    Are they sure he just hit something, and not ran it the hell over?

    I want to hit Lexi, and have her juices run all over my cock.

    (uhhh… I just jumped WAY ahead of the inevitable tie in to fucking her)

  5. MattyFlip 07/15/2008 15:51

    Apparantly it's for a commercial…

  6. Avatar 07/15/2008 15:51

    Shit, that's my fucking truck damn it!!!! It was that bastard who had it all along !!!

  7. Paleomiz 07/15/2008 15:53

    Is B fucking psychic?

  8. MattyFlip 07/15/2008 15:53

    Well apparantly not!

  9. Paleomiz 07/15/2008 15:57

    Cumming to a XXX theatre near you: Rampage and Lexi in "Why don't we do it in the road?"

  10. skinless chicken 07/15/2008 16:00

    god damn that is the gayest truck i've ever seen.

  11. Slaappy got fingered 07/15/2008 16:05

    THAT TRUCK SCREEMS I'M GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT

     

    Not really

  12. Just the Tip 07/15/2008 16:08

    I don't care that he could kick the everliving shit out of me, pack it all back in, and beat it out all over again…

    That guy's overcompensating… just a bit with the ride.

  13. Paleomiz 07/15/2008 16:08

    If you have the balls to nickname yourself "Rampage" you'd better have left a trail of despoiled virgins in your wake

  14. thedudeabides 07/15/2008 16:09

    I can only imagine him thinking as he sped away "once I take a few turns and blend-in with traffic they'll never find my camo monstertruck"

  15. N-Barley 07/15/2008 16:10

    These blacks people never learn.

  16. thedudeabides 07/15/2008 16:11

     

    Apparently Rampage lives by the unofficial "I'd hit it" motto of this site in all aspects of his life

  17. Hard worker 07/15/2008 16:12

    matty–for a commercial? For what, bail bondsmen? Dog the Bounty Hunter?

  18. Just the Tip 07/15/2008 16:14

    Dammit thedude… I was just forming the "How did they see me? I'm fucking camo'ed!" line.

     

  19. Just the Tip 07/15/2008 16:17

    Long Day = Slow Mind.  Beer me, I'm outta here.

  20. Optimus Poon 07/15/2008 16:19

    Those cops are lucky rampage didn't RNC all of them til they shit themselves.

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