SIENNA MILLER IS NOT BUSHY ENOUGH

Remember these pictures?  If not look at them because that's what this post is about, since the Daily Mirror says these scenes from the movie "Hippie Hippie Shake" will be digitally enhanced because Sienna Millers landing strip doesn’t reflect the grooming of the 60’s.  Except they say it way more cringe inducingly…

Gird your loins for the next hair-raising installment – Sienna Miller and the magical growing muff!Yep, the stunning actress found herself on the horns of a prickly dilemma during post-production of her latest movie Hippie Hippie Shake."The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder," says our studio mole."Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless."The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties – and this extends to her personal upkeep."Unfortunately, Brazilians weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes – meaning that her grooming habits were on full display."A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue."Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

Unruly and loud?  Jesus they make it sound like it’s going to attack me.  It’s a vagina, not a bear.  If I was with a girl and she took her pants off and I saw what they’re describing, I would start hitting it with my shoe.