Aren’t we kind of beyond the point where smoking weed is shocking? Especially for an athlete, damn sure especially for a swimmer. Anytime you’re in a sport where there are girls on the team, those people are gonna know how to party. The entire sport is just a thinly veiled sham in hopes of seeing the girls tits. The point to all this is that Michael Phelps got caught smoking a bong. News of the World says…
It was on November 6, weeks after his Beijing triumph, that 23-year-old Phelps surprised students at the University Of South Carolina in Columbia by showing up unannounced at a house party.
He was visiting Jordan Matthews, a girl he was secretly seeing who was a student there.
Our source revealed: “Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night.
“He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal.
“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go.
As he basked in his hero status, Phelps knocked back beers and shots of spirits. And when a student offered him the glass bong engraved with red writing, he did not hesitate, says our source.
Our source said: “You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do.
“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.”
Oh Jesus whatever. It’s not like he was organizing bum fights. Besides, what if we need someone to ride a seahorse and protect our oceans from threats of evil? If he turns against us, who will we get?
Aqualung????
A 23 year old on top of the world partying? Say it isn’t so.
I’d actually be more upset if he wasn’t getting wasted every night and banging every broad he saw.
“As he basked in his hero status, Phelps knocked back beers and shots of spirits.”
The scary thing is it appears he drinks ghosts….
“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.”
That’s just what this world needs…the Drug Olympics…it’d give new meaning to the “high jump”…
Never mind the bong–is his watch face completely surrounded by diamonds? What a fag
hey TGGT, nice dutch kid in your avi.
and smoking weed is so very 2007..
Morning kiddos…
so happy I got my original log in to work!!
is his watch face completely surrounded by diamonds?
it’s a douchebag badge of honour. he needs this to distinguish himself from other douchebags. everybody can buy some stupid medals, real playaz have bling on their watches..
He’s already peaked in life, might as well enjoy it before he’s doing spray-on tan infomercials.
At least we know why LiLo was interested in him.
(Olympic medalist get all the good drugs)
“He was the gold medal winner of bong hits”??
this source is a douchebag
Morning all you sick bastards!
Oh no… MARAJUANA!!! THE DEVIL!!!!
Please, give me a fucking break. Show me a picture of him shooting up heroine, while snorting coke, dropping acid laced e tabs, while getting pounded in the ass, then I’ll care.
No really, show me that, it would be pretty cool to see!
Look how hard he is gripping that bong–you can tell he’s an enormous bogart
Fuck this stupid country.
Also, the little-seen blue plastic cup. Must have been some party.
Pass pass puff? no way
His lungs are probably the size of a blimp. You can’t see it, but he’s got a quarter pound in there and he’s gonna smoke it allllllllllllll
Nice to see you and your tits this morning, Doc.
“Look how hard he is gripping that bong–you can tell he’s an enormous bogart”
One would hope he doesn’t grip his boyfriends similiarly…that would cost him the gold…
B I want a photo of him in his Speedos.
That sounded gay!
Morning Watt
how was your hamburger NOM NOM NOM
Why, thank you Watt!
Picture of douchebag smoking a bong=boring. Now if you could scroll down and there was some drunken sorority chick slurping his gorgon while he puffed away, THAT would be awesome