Honest to god there are some celebrities that you never ever ever hear anything good about. This story is about Jennifer Lopez. Try and guess where this is headed. The New York Post says…
(she) borrowed $50,000 worth of diamonds from Robert Mouawad to attend the launch of Andrea Lieberman's fashion line at Barneys in Beverly Hills last week. Gwen Stefani, Leah Remini and Ellen Pompeo also borrowed baubles from Mouawad. The next day, the other celebs returned their bling, but J.Lo didn't. We received a call from [her manager] Benny Medina, informing us that Jennifer was going to keep the jewelry," an insider said.
I don’t have a dictionary in front of me but I’m pretty sure "borrowed" implies you’re going to give something back to the person that owns it. I guess JLo didn’t know that one. Or "loan". Or "steal". I'm guess I’m just bragging now with my fancy vocabulary. I'm a real wordsmith, I love words!
Figz?
I don’t even know what that means, but it’s said every time…
I don’t even know what that means, but it’s said every time…
I’d lay pipe in this latiNIGZ.
That wasn’t a double post, it was an echo-o-o-o-o.
I’d borrow her dignity…
LDD es muey gaupo
J-lo’s ass es muey grande
I’d borrow her moisturizer from her nightstand and loan her a few of my loads in her ass.
When the Rapture comes, she will be the first to go.
stop thief!
Hey, it happens…sometimes you “borrow” stuff and forget to return it…I feel you J-lo
Speaking of…DB, that box of stuff is on its way, I promise.
giggle
meh
The economic downturn hit Jlo just as hard
DB- a cunt knuckle?? wouldn’t that bruise your junk?
i’d fuck her, but with all those fucking broom handles in there, i found it very implausible.
Why dont you finish the story “new guy” …she liked the jewlary so much, that she decided to keep the jewlary and paid for the diamonds!!!……god your just like a chick with your gossip stories, the only difrence is your uterus smells like boiled hot dogs and it drips white foam like a rabid dog. Chump!!!
Maybe it was a lease with a “to steal” option.
Does this mean she’ll be Jenny from the cell block?
anyone? ha ha? no
ok
Hi, Pap.
Carryover from last thread:
“It has the strength of steel, the flexibility of rubber, and the nutritional value of beef stew.”
What is it?
LNOJ, broomhandles, ha! Musta confused the shit outta the janitor when he found nothing but the pushbroom heads.