03.13.2009 prepare to fall in love

Here's what you need to know about these pictures of Shauna Sand topless in a chainmail "dress" in a shoe store: this is not a photo shoot.  She was just shopping like that.  This store is open.  For people to walk into and buy shoes.  Swear to god.  And considering her nipples look the dial on a safe after all the surgeries, that couldn’t be any more jarring unless you walked in the door and they threw a snake on you.

(image source = mavrix online)


(491) Comments

  1. Gio* ThePrinceofProv 03/13/2009 12:11

    25th

  2. WhoIsThisGuy 03/13/2009 12:12

    what a mess

  3. Fake FatOldElvis 03/13/2009 12:13

    Fist

  4. rectumdoctor 03/13/2009 12:13

    Who is this cunt, anyway?

  5. Fake FatOldElvis 03/13/2009 12:13

    Fist fist fist

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 03/13/2009 12:13

    Somehow, I thought a chainmail dress would be more appealing…maybe my libido’s too rusty…

  7. JackieTreehorn 03/13/2009 12:13

    I wouldn’t touch her with Lindsay Lohan’s dick

  8. JackieTreehorn 03/13/2009 12:14

    Which are you more likely to get hepetitus from… that rusty suit or Shauna?

  9. Death to Finkle! 03/13/2009 12:15

    Dammit, DB! Asleep at the wheel again.

    G-G-G-Gio*!

  10. FatOldElvis 03/13/2009 12:16

    The way her body is put together makes no fuckin’ sense.

    This broad looks like she was made from parts of Mrs. Potatohead. (For the record, I’d rather stick it in Mrs. Potatohead than this skank)

  11. Long_Duk_Dong 03/13/2009 12:17

    I wouldn’t let Topher fuck that skank! Even if he switched sides and she was the only girl in town.

  12. scum 03/13/2009 12:17

    If i had to choose between Paris or Shauna I would pick Topher.

  13. WhoDeaux 03/13/2009 12:17

    She looks like a hispanic hot rod that’s just got too much going on.

    I don’t mean she looks hispanic. I mean, she looks like a purple ‘73 Monte with a mural of the Madonna on the hood and chandeliers and a fish tank in the trunk and a matching Schwinn Stingray with coffin tucked upholstery on the seat and a trailer full of subwoofers.

    That may have made no sense to most of you but I know someone got it.

  14. snatch 03/13/2009 12:18

    yuck

  15. Gio* ThePrinceofProv 03/13/2009 12:19

    sup whodeaux,
    are u saying u dont like hispanics?

  16. Gio* ThePrinceofProv 03/13/2009 12:19

    DTF- wadup kiddoo

  17. Gio* ThePrinceofProv 03/13/2009 12:20

    brb, im going to get an avatar

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 03/13/2009 12:20

    not again….damnit…

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 03/13/2009 12:20

    “That may have made no sense to most of you but I know someone got it.”

    WhoD…three words…Second Ward, Houston…

  20. ohmwrecker 03/13/2009 12:21

    Awesome!

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