
Here's what you need to know about these pictures of Shauna Sand topless in a chainmail "dress" in a shoe store: this is not a photo shoot. She was just shopping like that. This store is open. For people to walk into and buy shoes. Swear to god. And considering her nipples look the dial on a safe after all the surgeries, that couldn’t be any more jarring unless you walked in the door and they threw a snake on you.
(image source = mavrix online)

















25th
what a mess
Fist
Who is this cunt, anyway?
Fist fist fist
Somehow, I thought a chainmail dress would be more appealing…maybe my libido’s too rusty…
I wouldn’t touch her with Lindsay Lohan’s dick
Which are you more likely to get hepetitus from… that rusty suit or Shauna?
Dammit, DB! Asleep at the wheel again.
G-G-G-Gio*!
The way her body is put together makes no fuckin’ sense.
This broad looks like she was made from parts of Mrs. Potatohead. (For the record, I’d rather stick it in Mrs. Potatohead than this skank)
I wouldn’t let Topher fuck that skank! Even if he switched sides and she was the only girl in town.
If i had to choose between Paris or Shauna I would pick Topher.
She looks like a hispanic hot rod that’s just got too much going on.
I don’t mean she looks hispanic. I mean, she looks like a purple ‘73 Monte with a mural of the Madonna on the hood and chandeliers and a fish tank in the trunk and a matching Schwinn Stingray with coffin tucked upholstery on the seat and a trailer full of subwoofers.
That may have made no sense to most of you but I know someone got it.
yuck
sup whodeaux,
are u saying u dont like hispanics?
DTF- wadup kiddoo
brb, im going to get an avatar
not again….damnit…
“That may have made no sense to most of you but I know someone got it.”
WhoD…three words…Second Ward, Houston…
Awesome!