04.03.2009 hahaha, you suck madonna

Two days ago Madonnas attorney felt the adoption of Mercy James was essentially done.  He said, “I don’t see any law in Malawi that can stop this adoption.”  So it would seem someone needs to go back to Law Seeing School because Madonas punk ass got denied.

The Malawian high courtturned down the singer’s request for an interim adoption of a second child because the singer has not satisfied a requirement that prospective parents be resident in the country for 18 to 24 months.  The residency rule was waived in 2006, when Madonna was allowed to take her adopted son, David, to London.  (Then) however, she was still married to Guy Ritchie.
A legal source told MailOnline: ‘It appears that Madonna has tried to circumvent Malawi’s adoption law.
‘But thankfully the judge has rightly denied her permission to do so.
‘While Madonna’s bid to adopt an African child is worthy, one would ask why she would choose to pursue so vigorously a child who although orphaned, actually has relatives prepared to look after her, but without the financial means to do so.’

Well no shit they turned her down.  Madonna is how villages in Africa picture the Devil.  An old bony white woman, pale as a ghost, who swoops down from heaven in the belly of a metal bird and then steals their children.  This little girl might be snatched off the bank by a crocodile the next time she goes for a drink of water, but at least she won’t have to listen to fuckin “Lucky Star”.

(Madonna is ugly and I don’t like when people are that way, and last time I put up pictures of donkeys and that was much better.  So I might just do that from now on.  For example, this donkey won first prize, and this donkey helps Chinese Santa)

(81) Comments

  1. Long_Duk_Dong 04/03/2009 08:00

    suck it good bitch

    she didn’t remember that legaly buying black babies ended 140 years ago

  2. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:01

    I think I liked the bunny that ran up to the caera better.

  3. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:01

    Or: camera.

  4. FatOldElvis 04/03/2009 08:02

    Oh no words… guess I’d wrap an Icy/Hot Back Patch around my penis than read this…

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/03/2009 08:02

    Malawi can have that vapid self-absorbed twunt for 18-24 months. In fact, please take her and her wrinkly, conceited, fake accented and dried up box till she dies please. Or give her AIDS, whichever comes first.

  6. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:05

    First Prize? Since when is a Yellow fucking Ribbon firt prize?

    That’s just a damn participation ribbon & that “trophy” is a dashboard air freshner placed far for effect. Congrats, you’re an ass… now, pin this to your fucking head.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 04/03/2009 08:06

    I always knew I was an ass man at heart…

  8. SuperB 04/03/2009 08:06

    Tip, I thought you were on a 3 day weekend…wat u doin here.

    And uh..yeah Madge, you suck big donkey dick!

  9. scum 04/03/2009 08:06

    Donkeys, monkeys and honkeys.

  10. Watt(Power) 04/03/2009 08:08

    Donkey show?

    How many kids in america are there she could adopt?

    Dumb ho

  11. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:09

    DON’T FUCKING REMIND ME, SUP!

    I got called in for a fucking networking luncheon later & my boss figured since I had to go to that, he might as well fuck my whole morning.

    So, 2.5 day weekend. Fuck off.

  12. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:09

    DON’T FUCKING REMIND ME, SUP!

    I got called in for a fucking networking luncheon later & my boss figured since I had to go to that, he might as well fuck my whole morning.

    So, 2.5 day weekend. Fuck off.

  13. Just the Tip 04/03/2009 08:09

    I dunno. ^^^^

  14. Long_Duk_Dong 04/03/2009 08:09

    how come that isn’t pronounced
    Dun-keys and Hun-keys

  15. SuperB 04/03/2009 08:09

    Fuck off TWICE..fuck that is more action than I have seen in weeks…

    C’mere, and I can make it all better, uh…what?

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 04/03/2009 08:10

    “one would ask why she would choose to pursue so vigorously a child who although orphaned, actually has relatives prepared to look after her, but without the financial means to do so.’”

    Answer…Mandonna has no “Mercy”…

    man, that never gets old to me…

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 04/03/2009 08:10

    I just hit F5 Sup

    you lookin good chica

  18. SuperB 04/03/2009 08:11

    Thanks Duk…

  19. elbowsandmich 04/03/2009 08:11

    Fuck Madonna, that bitch is corny any ways!

  20. GeneralDouchery 04/03/2009 08:12

    SB that is the hottest shot you’ve posted.

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