04.20.2009 this is gonna be a good movie

I hope when Jessica Biel does interviews to promote "Powder Blue" and she’s asked why she played a stripper, she says, “Well I read the script and fell in love with it and I called my agent and I said, ‘I don’t care about the nudity, I have to play this character.’”  Because I like when people just blatantly lie.  But at least she’s a stripper who takes her damn clothes off, unlike “strippers” such as Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman.  There’s a word to describe strippers who dance around in bikinis or with their hands over their chest: Fired.

(calendary fact: the theatrical release date is May 8th and the DVD release is June 9th.  there’s no way that’s a good sign)


(137) Comments

  1. scum 04/20/2009 08:46

    BOOBIES RULE!!!!!

  2. scum 04/20/2009 08:47

    Ill gotten bloody booty.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/20/2009 08:48

    Nice. She might as well have gone all the way and showed us that box of hers. I’ll rent this on Blu-ray and rub one out to it much like I did that movie where Marisa Tomei gets plowed in the first ten seconds.

  4. scum 04/20/2009 08:48

    Nips, hips and black licorice whips.

  5. Observer 04/20/2009 08:49

    That “fired” line is a repeat….isn’t it?

    ..but I still like it.

  6. GeneralDouchery 04/20/2009 08:49

    Oh, the week has been salvaged!

    I really like this chick.

  7. Observer 04/20/2009 08:50

    I hate to be seen as “objectifying” women…..

    …but nice tits…..and arse….

  8. RemSteale 04/20/2009 08:50

    Bare arse and boobs, the day is improving

  9. Paparazzi Sniper 04/20/2009 08:50

    Its to red …i cant see anything.

  10. CodPiece 04/20/2009 08:51

    Is she playing one of those Day Team strippers? Nothing special about this.

  11. DB's Treasure 04/20/2009 08:52

    This is the greatest news in the history of news.

  12. DB's Treasure 04/20/2009 08:52

    They’re gonna catch me watching this movie in the theaters Pee Wee Herman style.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 04/20/2009 08:53

    Gang the red light indicates that she is up for elimination…

    instead of Dancing With the Stars…

    Dancing With the Strippers…where Len does a lap dance for Bruno…

  14. RemSteale 04/20/2009 08:53

    DB can finally rest……

  15. Observer 04/20/2009 08:53

    What a kind and generous woman ….to get naked before her expiration date…..

    Why can’t more babes do this???

  16. Observer 04/20/2009 08:54

    DB’s Treasure….

    …I watch ALL movies PeeWee Herman style……no matter what’s on screen….there’s always a MILF or two in the seats around you……

  17. DB's Treasure 04/20/2009 08:54

    “DB can finally rest……”

    Life has purpose once again, Rem.

  18. scum 04/20/2009 08:54

    DB, is your hand the Playhouse?

  19. Zombie 04/20/2009 08:55

    BSDC, good call on “Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead.” The first time I watched that movie I thought it was just another boring softcore Skinemax flick. Then it showed a close up of Marisa Tomei with her tits swinging… and needless to say my zipper came down and the lotion came out.

  20. RemSteale 04/20/2009 08:56

    Even better, from the close ups thats either dried wax or dried semen down her chest

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