LAPD investigated a burglar alarm yesterday at the home of Lindsay Lohan, and after they waded through the mess and broken debris left behind, they discovered that the burglar never actually made it into the house and that Lindsay is a lazy pig. The Daily Mail says…
The apartment looked like it had been ransacked, but closer forensic examination discovered that the mess was actually left by Li-Lo herself
There were pry marks on the back door and tampering with the back window.
LAPD’s finest discovered that no-one had entered the house and nothing had been stolen, but officer Karen Rayner said the place was so messy that they had to contact the actress - who is currently in Paris - and ask: “Is it normally like this, or did intruders do it?”
If you go to all the trouble of breaking into a celebrities house you expect it to be worth the risk. Instead this poor bastard found himself in the opening scene of Raiders of the Lost Arc. He braves poison needles and dirt and spiders to finally pick up something good and then it turns out that bag of cocaine was a load-bearing bag of cocaine and now everything is crashing down around him and chasing him out the door.
(image source of Lindsay yesterday in Paris somehow = splash)
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ!!!
I don’t care how filthy LiLo is, I’d fuck her silly…
…then stick my dick in a bottle of penicillin
Who cares? Where’s the fucking tits?
(see what I did there)
I bet that kind of filthiness extends to her box maintenance, must smell like dog shit mixed with tuna flavored cat food in there.
Okay, last I checked this bitch was broke, and yet she is in Paris?
Where are the tits?
This will piss off Admiral….
Damn you Zombie!
“The apartment looked like it had been ransacked, but closer forensic examination discovered that the mess was actually left by Li-Lo herself”
Who has the calendar for the “Li-Ho’s entrance into full-on insanity” pool?
God I bet she stinks even more after going down on french chicks …
Her face favors Macaulay Culkin in the banner pic.
Zombie, I have been watching the series…I have a HUGE crush on Cam Ward..
If you know, like see him walking around town, feel free to send him up this way.
SupB, guys like me would pay her way to Paris for a night of escargot and night’s worth of Hollywood pussy. Shit, Leo was half way to America before the ship sank and all he had was a winning hand in poker!
Ark, you fucker!
She really does look like a junkie
More power to ya Deebs.
Shhh..here is a secret, us smart girls already know stuff like that….
Lohan’s new Gynocologist….during the first interview:
“Your vagina“:Is it normally like this, or did intruders do it?”
I met Cam Ward a few years ago when they were celebrating outside the RBC Center after returning home from winning the Stanley Cup. He looks like a little kid in person (w/o beard of course) but who cares, he’s a fucking animal at goalie. I’m EXTREMELY surprised he has let so many goals slip past him in the last 2 games. It’s like he’s lost focus.
She needs to go back to her mean girls look. Bit of chunk, full voluptuous titties.
nice post new writer douche…i fukking love waking up to pictures of gollum on a pairs balcony and a short story telling me this spoiled overrated hollywood hack lives like the filthy pig that she is.
He does have that boyish charm Zombie, and yes, he has not been playing to potential. He is usually pretty clutch, it seems like he is rattled.
I would gladly help him find some uh…focus.